Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Donald Trump once asked Andrew McCabe who he voted for. I really hope he didn't vote for Trump. After Trump fired FBI Director James Comey, he called then interim director McCabe and yelled at him for allowing Comey to return home from California, where he was at the time of the firing, and allowing him... Continue Reading →
There is a blue wave coming, and Republicans can't stop it. They can only hope to contain it. I'm not saying a blue wave is coming because that's what I want, and I do want it. I'm saying it because it's true, though a lot of Republicans are denying it. Connor Lamb won Pennsylvania's 18th... Continue Reading →
Black Lives Matter is a bunch of thugs advocating killing cops. Antifa is a terrorist organization equivalent to Nazis and white supremacists. The Women's March on Washington is a bunch of women searching for a cause while wearing vaginas on their heads, which needs to be over in time to cook dinner. The #MeToo movement... Continue Reading →
Here's a bonus cartoon for you. I'm not a big fan of obit cartoons, but if I can draw one in 22 minutes, and knowing editors will love it, I'm in. The video has already been made. https://youtu.be/DOZb-ArKPxk
Donald Trump is famous for firing people. He created a reality show centered around firing people, and before "no collusion," his most famous catch phrase was "you're fired." Reality shows are not actual reality. Donald Trump brags about not being afraid of the National Rifle Association, but the truth is he's a "sniveling coward," which... Continue Reading →
The House Intelligence Committee wrapped up its Russia investigation last night saying they found no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, and that Russia didn't even favor Trump over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 campaign. Slight correction there: The Republicans on the committee found no collusion. The Democrats on the committee thought... Continue Reading →
Wakka wakka wakka. An evergreen cartoon is something you can run at anytime. Current events won't change it. Those cartoons are easy, which makes them hard for me. They're often about weather, litter, or something harmless that people don't really get upset over. Editors love them. March 11-17 is Sunshine Week in 2018. Journalists use... Continue Reading →
Alyssa Mastromonaco, former deputy chief of staff for operations in the Obama administration recently wrote, "When you go to work in the White House, you divest yourself of your secrets for the same reason you divest yourself of your financial holdings: so people can’t blackmail you." Jared and Ivanka Trump both lied about their debt... Continue Reading →
I drew this cartoon last week for The Costa Rica Star. Costa Rica's uber-evangelical candidate Fabricio Alvarado's team has stated being gay doesn't mean a maybe-future Fabricio administration won't hire you. It just means that you probably won't be able to work for them and if you do, you have to stay in the closet.... Continue Reading →
If you don't know what song I'm spoofing here, get off my blog. Jeff Sessions went to California, held a press conference and said, "California, we have a problem." The Attorney General and Justice Department are suing the state of California over so-called sanctuary cities. This is a lawsuit with an audience of one, Donald... Continue Reading →
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