Howard Schultz is thinking about running for president as an independent. Who? Schultz is the answer no one is looking for. He's also the former CEO of Starbucks, which also pisses people off. A lot of people have strong opinions about Starbucks. It's too watery. It's too corporate. It's too liberal. What's the difference between... Continue Reading →
Canned Hog
The only thing that's keeping the Trump era from being even worse is that we're not waking up every morning to Sonny and Cher's "I Got You, Babe." The Trump administration is like the movie Groundhog Day. Each day brings a repeat of something that would destroy any other politician in a more saner era,... Continue Reading →
Nancy Boy
Donald Trump is a delusional person. In addition to not playing with a full deck, he's not playing with reality. Unfortunately, he's also president of the United States. Trump lies. According to The Washington Post, in a span of 649 days, Trump told 6,420 lies. In the seven weeks leading up the midterm elections, Trump... Continue Reading →
Crocodile Bang-Bang
This cartoon first ran in The Costa Rica Star, January 21, 2019. Costa Rica is working to soften its gun laws. They're still going to be much stricter than the United States because nobody is as gun-happy as we are, but some people fear these changes. I support your right to own a gun in the... Continue Reading →
Diary Of A Wimpy President
Donald Trump had a bad day. The day started with his buddy Roger Stone being arrested and indicted, and visuals of long delays at airports because of his shutdown (LaGuardia alone had over 1,100 delays). Facing a 34% approval rating, 46% approval for impeachment, and receiving more blame for the shutdown than Democrats because he... Continue Reading →
Heed The Tramp Stamp
As I was wrapping up this cartoon, Trump was on TV surrendering to Nancy Pelosi, thus proving this entire Trump shutdown was a huge waste of time over his ego. In fact, he's still ranting as I'm writing this. I don't think he can rant his ass out of eating shit today. If anything, Roger... Continue Reading →
Trippy Testimony
Donald Trump has either lived a life dreaming of being a third-rate mobster or he actually is a third-rate mobster. But, you can't be a mobster without goons, and guess what. Trump has goons. Enter Rudy Giuliani (among others). When the Special Counsel Robert Mueller finally issues his report, obstruction of justice will surely be... Continue Reading →
Shutdown Sufferers
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has officially canceled Donald Trump giving a State of the Union address before Congress. She sent a letter using language Trump can understand. Reportedly, it said "nyet." Trump intends to continue the government shutdown indefinitely as the White House is doing a study on how much damage will be... Continue Reading →
RAMa Lama Ding Dongs
The Saints got robbed. With 1:45 left in the fourth quarter, and the Saints on the Rams’ 13-yard line, tied 20-20, facing third-and-10 in the NFC Championship, the Saints got robbed. If the Saints had gotten a first down on the play, they could have drained the time left on the clock, kick a chip-shot... Continue Reading →
Hater Dreams
How long will a racist spend at the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial when forced to go? About two minutes. I can relate. It's like going to a party you don't want to go to, or has often been my case in the past, a band's show. But, you feel you need to make an... Continue Reading →