Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
It's not just for the president's safety that his security is of the utmost importance. You may be saying, "But, Clay...what's the point of keeping freaks away from Trump when he chooses to surround himself with freaks and is himself, an Adderall-riddled lunatic?" True, Trump keeps company and appoints a consortium of slimeballs, grifters, fucknuts,... Continue Reading →
You don't hear a lot of news out of the nation of Brunei. Your average schmoe probably forgets it exists, if he even knew it in the first place. Brunei is tiny and on the other side of the world. The population is only 430,000 people, which is fewer than the number living in Miami... Continue Reading →
Golfer Arnold Palmer has been quoted, "I never do a business deal until I played 18 holes with a guy." The logic is that in four hours (which I'm assuming is how long it takes to play 18 holes), you can't hide who you are. If you're nice, pleasant, honest, rude, impatient, or a cheater,... Continue Reading →
Ever since the Supreme Court case Roe v Wade made abortion legal in 1973, wingnuts have been doing everything they can to turn the clock back to 1873. Kentucky and Mississippi have recently passed six-week abortion bans. Republican lawmakers in Tennessee, South Carolina, Ohio, and Florida are considering similar bills. Instead of mandating no abortions... Continue Reading →
There have been times when a man has walked up behind me and started rubbing my shoulders. Is that weird? I think so. Did I enjoy it? No...well maybe a little. But still, don't do that. Not just to me, but to anyone. While it creeped me out, that sort of behavior probably extends to... Continue Reading →
I drew this cartoon for CNN's opinion Newsletter. Please check it out and sign up to receive them in your email every Sunday. It'll help me to continue drawing for them and buy luxuries like sandwiches. That the Trump administration is full of heartless ogres, henchmen, troglodytes, goons, and squirmy, creepy icky bastards is about... Continue Reading →
This cartoon was first published, March 22, 2019, in The Costa Rica Star. Failed presidential candidate, religious fundamentalists, spouse of freaky tongue speaker, and all around homophobe Fabricio Alvarado's campaign has been accused of taking campaign donations...in the form of bags of cash. According to witnesses, in a house of a collaborator, people would bring... Continue Reading →
Before Republican Devin Nunes was suing imaginary cows, he was chairman of the House Oversight Committee for the first two years of the Trump administration. The committee was investigating Russia's interference in the 2016 presidential election and Nunes pretended to recuse himself since he was on Trump's transition team. He denied that the intelligence community... Continue Reading →
Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr submitted his report to Congress on September 9, 1998. On September 11, Congress released it to the public. In case you're a Republican, that's two days. Starr was appointed to investigate a bad land deal involving the Clintons and after four years, he sent a report to Congress about oral sex... Continue Reading →
One thing that's been constant with the Trump administration is cruelty. From attacking a dead senator, feuding with Gold Star families, insulting women, racist slurs, shithole countries, encouraging rally participants to beat up up protesters, ripping families apart, throwing babies in jail and forcing them to go to court alone, to defending Nazis, this administration... Continue Reading →
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