Currently, there are some two dozen manufacturers, distributors, and retailers of prescription opioids facing federal and state lawsuits nationwide. Purdue Pharma, the company which unleashed OxyContin on the world in 1996, has proposed a settlement to resolve thousands of lawsuits. If accepted, the family that owns Purdue Pharma, would pay $3 billion of their own... Continue Reading →
Tossers For Trump
After Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico in 2017, Donald Trump went to the island and threw paper towels at the victims. To say Donald Trump wasn't prepared for the hurricane would be an understatement. A response wasn't prepared until after the damage. Supplies, boats, and rescue personnel weren't organized until after. Trump didn't even know... Continue Reading →
Popeyes Pardon
Donald Trump denies he offered pardons to aides who break the law in rushing to have his stupid racist vanity project in the form of a border wall built before the election. There are two signs that he did offer pardons to aides who break the law: The first is the report that he wants... Continue Reading →
Trump Bedbugs
When I heard the United States is going to host the G7 Summit in 2020, the first thing I thought was, "that fucker's gonna try to have it at one of his shitty golf clubs." I'm sure most journalists in the country thought the same thing so I shouldn't receive any huge plaudits for my... Continue Reading →
Trump Bomb
It's bonus cartoon Tuesday. It's kinda like Taco Tuesday except there are no tacos and now I got you thinking about tacos. I think how difficult it must be serving under someone like Trump where you can't tell them something they said isn't just stupid, but may just be the dumbest, most idiotic, made-everyone-else-in-the-room-dumber-for-it comment... Continue Reading →
China Called
Donald Trump said, "China called." Did they, Donald? Did they really call right when you needed a face-saving measure after saying you had regrets about starting a trade war with them? Sure they did. How convenient was that? In the past, if Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, the second Bush, or Obama said,... Continue Reading →
Digging Morbid Holes
In 2009, after she was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, Senator Jim Bunning said, "Even though she was operated on, usually nine months is the longest that anybody would live." Bunning was openly licking his chops at the opportunity to get rid of a Supreme Court justice as liberal as Ginsburg. Today, Bunning is dead and... Continue Reading →
Trump Commands You
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. If you're a Republican Trump supporter, you have to throw away everything you ever believed in to support your president. Remember when you were against huge debt and spending? Now you're not. Remember when... Continue Reading →
Roughing It, Volume 9
I had a few ideas lined up for CNN last week when they told me they wanted me to do something on the "Obama Avenue" petition. Even though I had a few ideas sketched out on other issues, I loved the direction they wanted me to go in. I almost did this one for my... Continue Reading →
Medal Of Dishonor
When Bill Clinton was elected president of the United States, Republicans and many veterans were livid that a draft dodger was now the commander-in-chief of the nation's military. Imagine the outrage they would have expressed if Clinton had joked about awarding himself the Medal of Honor. Imagine if Obama, who wasn't of military age during... Continue Reading →