Let's get something straight at the start. Expressing yourself on social media isn't about free speech. When a platform deletes your comment, you have every right to be upset (that's freedom), but they did not censor you or deny your First Amendment rights. Facebook is not a government platform. You don't have a right to... Continue Reading →
Fireside Chat
I find it amusing that after the impeachment inquiry vote, Republicans accused Democrats of being partisan...after every. single. Republican. voted against it. That just went right over their heads. Republican Steve Scalise said it was a "Soviet-style" investigation, never mind that these "Soviet-style" rules were written by Republicans. Despite all Republicans checking their consciences at... Continue Reading →
Go Nats!
When Donald Trump was booed during game 5 of the World Series at Nationals Park in Washington, the crowd wasn't booing the president of the United States. They were booing Donald Trump. While a lot of people, even many on the left, are upset the president of the United States was booed, others like myself... Continue Reading →
Never Trumper Hiney Sniffer
I saw a political cartoon this morning drawn by an idiot. In it, he accused Democrats of being upset that the U.S. military killed al-Baghdadi. I've seen a few other conservative cartoons kinda sorta insinuate that point, but this one flat-out stated it. What that means is, Republicans were very upset when the U.S. military,... Continue Reading →
Lesbian Bong Blow
Revenge porn is despicable, ugly, and unethical. So naturally, Republicans are all over it. California representative Katie Hill has resigned after revelations were made that while she was a candidate, she and her husband were mutually involved in an extramarital relationship with a female campaign staffer. Hill has acknowledged this. Her estranged husband has claimed... Continue Reading →
Traitors For Trump
This is where you're supposed to stand up for what's right. Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman is a decorated Iraq war veteran. He's an expert on Ukraine serving on the National Security Council in the White House. Now, he's being smeared as a "Never Trumper" and even a traitor. His crime? Speaking out in a sense... Continue Reading →
Boo Hoo Hoo
Trump and his supporters point to his MAGA hate rallies as proof of his popularity when arguing he's going to win reelection in a landslide. If you're promoting an album and your tour sells out every arena, congratulations. You have a hit album. Though a venue may have 14,000 seats, the cities they're in are... Continue Reading →
AL MAGA Daddy
The killing of an international terrorist on the FBI's most-wanted list would be a win for any president and an opportunity to be presidential. In moments of successes like this, as it was for President Obama with the death of Osama bin Laden or even a failure like the one Jimmy Carter suffered from a... Continue Reading →
Covfefe Pumpkins
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Donald Trump may have set the record for most meltdowns in a single week in his administration. He referred to the impeachment process, which is in the Constitution, as a "lynching." He called Republicans... Continue Reading →
Did You NAZI The News?
Donald Trump demands complete and total loyalty. He believes any attacks on him are attacks on America because he's America. He doesn't want independent thought in the Republican Party, deeming those who criticize him as "Never Trumpers" and "human scum." It's as if not being a member of his cult takes away the critic's credibility.... Continue Reading →