"We don’t want to continue to watch people signing executive orders because that was not what the Constitution and the brilliant designers of this incredible document had in mind. We need people that can make deals." That's a direct quote from Donald Trump in March 2016. In fact, all Republicans were critical of President Barack... Continue Reading →
Bikers For Trump Virus
The annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally kicked off this week in South Dakota and there are fears the event will be a "superspreader" event for the Trump Virus. Sturgis is a small town with a population of around 7,000. The biker rally has brought between 500,000 to 700,000 people to Sturgis in the past though this... Continue Reading →
TikTok Trump
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I'm hoping it's tick-tock for Donald Trump. Tip Jar: This pandemic is hitting everyone, including your favorite goofy cartoonist. I have lost clients and I’m afraid I might lose more. The PayPal button has always been included here for those... Continue Reading →
Fall Well
Let me say this about Jerry Falwell Jr: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Really, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. And when I say "nicer guy," I really mean hypocritical, racist, condescending douchebag. Jerry Falwell Jr released a photo of himself with his arm around a woman who is not his wife, with his pants unzipped, and... Continue Reading →
Roughing It, Volume 58
Wanna hear something awesome? I didn't have to draw a lot of roughs last week. Woo hoo! After my editor told me the lead of the newsletter, I threw this at him. He took it pretty quickly and I got to call it an early day. The only thing I changed was Mary holding the... Continue Reading →
Thighland
Sometimes while writing out ideas, a cartoonist warms up by sketching. One of my pals, Stacy Curtis, starts his day with what he calls "Warm Up Drawerings" and he shares them on Facebook. They're beautiful. My "drawerings" are just really goofy and I don't always share them. Yesterday, while writing for CNN, I sketched this... Continue Reading →
If Biden Wins
You would think Donald Trump is talking out of his ass and making up wild bullshit out of desperation from losing to Joe Biden, except Donald Trump always talks out of his ass and makes up wild bullshit. Donald Trump said if Biden wins, he'll, "Take away your guns, take away your Second Amendment. No... Continue Reading →
Defund The NRA
The National Rifle Association has been a very secretive organization for decades. They won't publicize their funding or even how many members they have, but there is one thing we know about them. They're evil incarnate. For years, the lobbying group has controlled the Republican Party (also evil) and has succeeded in blocking even the... Continue Reading →
An Argument For School Beatings
Yesterday, I read a post by a conservative Trump-supporting fucknut who claimed his child's pediatrician is all for schools reopening and for children to attend classes in person. There's always that one dentist who endorses the cavity-creating gum. First off, he's probably lying because this person does that a LOT, plus, he's a Trump supporter... Continue Reading →
Why, Covid, Why?
In the midst of a pandemic, it seems the safest and surest way of voting would be by mail. Naturally, the idea of as many Americans as possible exercising their Constitutional right to vote for their chosen candidate scares the hell out of Republicans. Why? Because Republicans do better with fewer people voting. Republicans do... Continue Reading →