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During Donald Trump's speech to fellow fucknuts in North Carolina over the weekend, he claimed he wasn't the one trying to destroy democracy...he's the one trying to save it. During this same speech, he attacked our last democratically-held election as the "crime of the century." That's like saying you hate fried chicken while ordering a... Continue Reading →
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Hey, kids. It's time to check out a few roughs from the past week. I liked this cartoon but I did something else on the commission and other issues got ahead of it. I wrote this cartoon Friday before last and it almost went to CNN. I'm kinda glad it didn't because my CNN cartoons... Continue Reading →
The assault on voting rights based on lies and conspiracy theories continues. Now, President Joe Biden has assigned Vice-President Kamala Harris to lead the administration's efforts to combat Republicans' efforts to restrict voting. During a speech commemorating the Tulsa Race Massacre, President Biden said, "With her leadership and your support, we’re going to overcome again,... Continue Reading →
First, I'd like to point out I've been rocking this blog since 2013. Donald Trump's blog didn't last 30 days. Trump's blog, "From the Desk of Donald J. Trump," and touted as a "beacon of freedom," lasted only 29 days, killed because nobody was reading it. That's the problem when your base consists of illiterate... Continue Reading →
What if you are athletically gifted but not really good with public speaking? There are people who are uncomfortable in a crowd, talking to strangers, are shy, or are just bad interviewees. You can argue over who was a better boxer, Mike Tyson or Muhammad Ali, but there's no question who was better with the... Continue Reading →
There are news reports that disgraced general and convicted douche canoe and traitor, Michael Flynn, suggested there should be a coup to restore Donald Trump to power. He did not "suggest" there should be a coup in the United States. He endorsed it and said, "It should happen here." Flynn was national security adviser for... Continue Reading →
One of my conservative colleagues (who recently blocked me on Facebook for asking why he was enabling racists and terrorists) has a new cartoon showing quotes from Dr. Anthony Fauci that appear to contradict. Of course, they're all on the virus with, "Don't wear a mask/wear a mask" being an example." I remember that. I... Continue Reading →
Vice-President Kamala Harris tweeted Saturday, "Enjoy the long weekend." Immediately, conservatives lost their freaking minds. Why did they lose their minds? Do they hate weekends along with hating Capitol Police and anyone else who fights white nationalist terrorists? No. They lost their shit because the vice-president didn't mention Memorial Day in her tweet. Conservatives went... Continue Reading →
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