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A lot of Republicans' logic for believing Donald Trump won the election is because he had rallies with thousands of people and Joe Biden did not. They are using desires instead of facts to support their beliefs, but there is a great explanation as to why Joe Biden can win an election without holding massive... Continue Reading →
Hello, my friends and dear readers. Each of these was drawn the week before last in Procreate on the iPad and there is a video for them. Enjoy the mayhem and sloppiness. I love sharks and in celebration of Shark Week, which I always forget, I give you this. I gave CNN the choice between... Continue Reading →
With all the talk about canceling the Olympics because of Covid, maybe we should cancel Florida? Remember when Florida was the Republican success story? Florida's stupid racist governor Ron DeSantis was loud and proud about disregarding CDC health guidelines and going after local governments for implementing social distancing and mask guidelines. Republicans loved to point... Continue Reading →
Republicans will usually pick a lie, or rather a stream of bullshit, if you will...and stick to it for a few decades, like trickle-down theory. They don't usually fold and collapse on a lie within a year and a half. But that's exactly what they're doing regarding vaccines. Republican bullshit is inconsistent as well. Since... Continue Reading →
Kevin McCarthy says he wants to find all the facts of the January 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol but he can't trust a partisan committee of Democrats, so he's going to create a partisan committee of Republicans. The first time the Democrats tried to create a committee to investigate what happened on January 6,... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, Jeff Bezos inspired the world. If one phallic-looking human being can put a phallic-looking rocket into space for three minutes, imagine what non-phallic-looking humans can do. And if any aliens were on their way to our planet while that rocket was...entering...space, they probably turned around. Sometimes I feel like I'm a day ahead of... Continue Reading →
Crystal Mason voted in the 2016 presidential election. Unfortunately for her, she was a convict on parole and ineligible to vote. She did not know she was ineligible to vote. Crystal's vote, naturally, was rejected. Since her name was not on the voting rolls at the precinct where she voted, she was given a provisional... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I got this cartoon in to CNN just in time because Shark Week is now over. However, Fat Orange Stupid Shark Week continues along with Sycophantic Cultists Remora Week. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each.... Continue Reading →
President Joe Biden started his weekend by calling out social media for allowing false information, lies, conspiracy theories, and right-wing bullshit over the coronavirus and vaccines to persist on their platforms. He said social media is "killing people." The president (the real one, not the orange doofus in south Florida screaming at the sky and... Continue Reading →
After several weeks of use, I'm finally ready to write a review and comparison of Microsoft's Surface Pro to Apple's iPad. Several of my readers have asked for my opinions between the two, so here we go. To be specific, my review is of a Surface Pro 6 (16 GB) and an iPad Pro 12.9... Continue Reading →
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