Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Sean Hannity's show for racist MAGAt troglodytes airs every weeknight on Fox News at 9 P.M. I know this because I asked Alexa. I sure wouldn't know from watching Fox News because I don't watch Fox News. At first, Alexa replied, "How am I supposed to know? I don't watch that shit." I also didn't... Continue Reading →
We got a little snow yesterday here in Northern Virginia. We got between 12 and 14 inches which shuts everything down in this state. Hell, half an inch closes schools, makes everyone run to the stores, and drive like idiots. It makes Virginians post photos of their lawn furniture covered in snow which makes multiple... Continue Reading →
As we approach the first anniversary of the Trump insurrection that occurred on January 6, 2021, let's reflect on the wisdom of Courtney Love who wrote the lyrics, "I want to be the girl with the most cake." Those words are in the song "Doll Parts" which is on the 1994 Hole album "Live Through... Continue Reading →
Before you get all excited over Twitter permanently suspending Marjorie Taylor Greene's personal account, remember that she still has her congressional account. Perhaps the only way to strip her of that is to kick her out of Congress. I apologize for using "strip" and "Marjorie Taylor Greene" in the same sentence. Nobody should have to... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I was supposed to take four weeks off from cartooning for the CNN Opinion newsletter, but I got an email on Christmas day asking me to come back a week early. I was more than happy to.... Continue Reading →
Betty White defeated me. If you've been here more than twice, you are probably aware that I don't like what we call in the business "obituary cartoons." And even when I do draw them, I try not to use the pearly gates or Heaven tropes. Even in a week with some very high-profile deaths, John... Continue Reading →
Russian President Vladimir Putin requested a phone call with President Joe Biden, which was held yesterday. This was the second time the two presidents talked to each other in December. So, what'd Putin want? Putin wants Ukraine and for the U.S. to stay out of the way and not hit Russia with sanctions. Putin may... Continue Reading →
Ghislaine Maxwell may be going to prison for a very long time. A Manhattan jury found her guilty of sex trafficking and four of the five other charges against her. She was acquitted of one count of enticing a minor to travel across state lines to engage in an illegal sexual act. Matt Gaetz may... Continue Reading →
You may think it was bad timing for Representative fucknut Lauren Boebert to issue a gun-themed Christmas card right before there was a mass shooting in her state of Colorado. You would be right except there have been several mass shootings in Colorado. Boebert knows better but she doesn't care. Boebert believes she's some hero... Continue Reading →
I hate the last week of the year, personally and professionally. Of course, personal and professional has a blurry line for me because work is pretty much all I do. When I'm done writing this blog, I gotta draw another cartoon. What I hate on a personal level about the end of the year is... Continue Reading →
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