Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Donald Trump denies he offered pardons to aides who break the law in rushing to have his stupid racist vanity project in the form of a border wall built before the election. There are two signs that he did offer pardons to aides who break the law: The first is the report that he wants... Continue Reading →
When I heard the United States is going to host the G7 Summit in 2020, the first thing I thought was, "that fucker's gonna try to have it at one of his shitty golf clubs." I'm sure most journalists in the country thought the same thing so I shouldn't receive any huge plaudits for my... Continue Reading →
It's bonus cartoon Tuesday. It's kinda like Taco Tuesday except there are no tacos and now I got you thinking about tacos. I think how difficult it must be serving under someone like Trump where you can't tell them something they said isn't just stupid, but may just be the dumbest, most idiotic, made-everyone-else-in-the-room-dumber-for-it comment... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump said, "China called." Did they, Donald? Did they really call right when you needed a face-saving measure after saying you had regrets about starting a trade war with them? Sure they did. How convenient was that? In the past, if Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, the second Bush, or Obama said,... Continue Reading →
In 2009, after she was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, Senator Jim Bunning said, "Even though she was operated on, usually nine months is the longest that anybody would live." Bunning was openly licking his chops at the opportunity to get rid of a Supreme Court justice as liberal as Ginsburg. Today, Bunning is dead and... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. If you're a Republican Trump supporter, you have to throw away everything you ever believed in to support your president. Remember when you were against huge debt and spending? Now you're not. Remember when... Continue Reading →
I had a few ideas lined up for CNN last week when they told me they wanted me to do something on the "Obama Avenue" petition. Even though I had a few ideas sketched out on other issues, I loved the direction they wanted me to go in. I almost did this one for my... Continue Reading →
When Bill Clinton was elected president of the United States, Republicans and many veterans were livid that a draft dodger was now the commander-in-chief of the nation's military. Imagine the outrage they would have expressed if Clinton had joked about awarding himself the Medal of Honor. Imagine if Obama, who wasn't of military age during... Continue Reading →
Bad news. Donald Trump is still president. Even worse news. A recession is coming and Donald Trump is still the president. If you think the Bush family didn't know how to deal with an economic crisis, wait until Trump tries to wrap his Adderall-riddled, tiny mind around it. Voters have short memories, especially Republicans. It's... Continue Reading →
Defending your leader's comments with, "he didn't say that," then saying, "that's not what he meant," to "he was joking," to finally, "yeah, he said it and I totally agree with it, " are characteristics of being in a cult. Other signs you're in a cult are when your leader puts his name on everything,... Continue Reading →
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