Funny Republicans

I had a very hard time choosing which quotes to choose from.  There were a LOT of them.  I think if you want a Republican to say something entirely stupid and offensive you only have to put a microphone in front of them.  Conservatives wonder why it’s so easy to make fun of them.  Here’s the thing, GOP:  You don’t understand satire.  You don’t understand humor.  What you think is funny, isn’t.  What you think is clever, isn’t.  The biggest enabling quality from you guys is that you’re out of touch with, not just the country, but humanity and society in general.  You think there’s a war on old, straight conservative white guy.  There’s not a war on you.  There’s only a war on your policies that will take our country backwards.

And in addition to that a lot of you are just really funny looking.