Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
"Fat guy in a little coat" is a classic scene in the great 1995 comedy Tommy Boy, a film with a lot of classic scenes. If you believe the Chris Farley/David Spade classic is just a bunch of juvenile sophomoric comedy you're right, but it's still a great movie. It's one of those movies that... Continue Reading →
In The Big Lebowski, The Stranger played by Sam Elliott says to The Dude, "Sometimes you bite the bar...and sometimes the bar bites you." In the Trump era...and the post-Trump era, sometimes the Barr gives you bullshit. As Oliver Sykes said, "The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit." William Barr... Continue Reading →
Remember when Donald Trump claimed President Obama spied on and had wiretapped Trump Tower, though he never did? Of course we knew then that Donald Trump projects. Whatever Donald Trump accuses someone of, it's something where he's actually guilty. Donald Trump complained about Hillary Clinton's emails, and yet, his own White House (including his daughter)... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is going to spend the time he has left in his presidency (sic), which is less than 40 days, seeking revenge. Donald Trump will burn the world to right any perceived wrongs against himself. Donald Trump claims he made it safe to say, "Merry Christmas" again, which of course is a lie, but... Continue Reading →
I'm breaking a couple of my rules with this cartoon. One is, I've drawn enough turkeys this year. The other is drawing a cartoon with a holiday theme that's dated after the holiday. This is dated for Friday, which as you probably know, is AFTER Thanksgiving. But, I don't make my clients embargo my cartoons... Continue Reading →
On November 10, 2016, President Obama hosted President-elect (sic) Donald Trump in the White House. Vice-President Joe Biden hosted vice-president elect (sic) Mike Pence in the VP residence. First Lady Michelle Obama gave a White House tour to Melania Trump. Today, it's November 11, 2020, and instead of inviting the future president of the United... Continue Reading →
Guess what. In the future, when nominees for the United States Attorney General are going through their Senate confirmation hearings, they will have to be asked if they're aware voting twice is illegal. No, seriously. This is another thing the Trump era has fucked up. William Barr, Donald Trump's favorite Droopy-lookalike saggy jowl toad, said... Continue Reading →
The thing that annoys me most about Republicans who have joined the Trump cult is they don't have principles. They're all about reduced government spending until Donald Trump runs up the national debt. They're all about patriotism until Donald Trump insults veterans and allows Putin to place bounties on soldiers' lives. They used to be... Continue Reading →
In 2009, President Barack Obama expressed his opinion about an arrest in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Republicans howled that the President of the United States shouldn't stick his nose into situations like this and should just let the legal system play it out. How dare he. What happened in Cambridge was the arrest of a college professor... Continue Reading →
The Trump administration is all about bad examples, corruption, and hypocrisy (we'll ignore the racism and stupidity for now). According to inside sources, Donald Trump got "lava level mad" over his exposure to the coronavirus as one of his Naval valets has tested positive for the coronavirus. The valet performs chores that bring him close... Continue Reading →
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