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Trump’s staff purportedly sent his height and weight to the Fulton County jail to speed up the booking process which makes it shocking that the law enforcement agency was able to recognize him when he came in for his 20 minutes. Trump's staff, probably through Trump himself, described him as 6' 3" which is bullshit.... Continue Reading →
I have a good memory for remembering things I read, viewed, and witnessed, but I suck at numbers. I know important ones, such as 081590, which is my son's birthday, and historical ones like 12071941 and 09112001, but the only three phone numbers I know by heart are 877 CASH NOW (if I sing it),... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump recently "truthed" to his cult, "Why doesn’t Fox and Friends show all of the Polls where I am beating Biden, by a lot. They just won’t do it! Also, they purposely show the absolutely worst pictures of me, especially the big ‘orange’ one with my chin pulled way back. They think they are... Continue Reading →
So why is Trump skipping the first Republican presidential debate? I don't think it's because he's afraid of tough questions. The debate is being hosted by Fox News and even if they did ask a tough question, like how will he serve out his presidency from a Georgia jail cell, he'd just do what he... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday I'm not entirely confident in this cartoon anymore. A colleague messaged me and said, "I read the spotlight as the light of god who took him up," and that was within just a few minutes of it... Continue Reading →
Hurricane Hilary is headed for Mexico and the west coast and expectations are that California, along with parts of Arizona and Nevada, will receive a year's worth of rain in a day. Isn't that the thing about California? It either receives too much rain or not enough and when it does get the perfect balance,... Continue Reading →
Abigail Jo Shry, a white (duh) Texan, left a voicemail at the chambers of federal judge Tanya Chutkan's chambers saying, "If Trump doesn’t get elected in 2024, we are coming to kill you, so tread lightly, bitch." She also called her a racial slur. She's been arrested and charged. She also threatened Democratic representative Sheila... Continue Reading →
Rudy Giuliani is 79 years old and looking ahead with all the trouble he's currently in, it's probably safe to say that the quality part of his life is over. Giuliani, formerly revered as "America's mayor," believed casting his lot in with Trump would lead to a cabinet post, such as Secretary of State which... Continue Reading →
Congressman Byron Donalds must have some of the dumbest constituents in the country, and that's saying a lot because he's from Florida, which has also given us Matt Gaetz. Dum-Dum Donalds was riding the GOP talking point train of outrage over President Biden's response to the wildfires in Maui. A few days ago, while he... Continue Reading →
I went out last night and had a couple of beers and some huevos con chorizo. I didn't get drunk but I did have more than I would have liked if I'd known I was going to stay up until 2 a.m. for a Trump indictment watch...and then have to get up at 7 a.m.... Continue Reading →
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