Dreamy Juror


During jury selection of his hush-money trial, Donald Trump shared a post from Fox News' Jesse Watters claiming that liberal Trump haters were attempting to sneak on the jury. Just a few days before that, Republican Representative Byron Donalds explicitly pleaded with New York MAGAts to sneak onto the jury and acquit Donald Trump. As... Continue Reading →

More Fun With Selective Republican Outrage.


I was accused of being an antisemite last week for a cartoon criticizing Israel's bombing of civilians in Gaza. The person doing the accusing was Jewish and claimed his family were Holocaust survivors, which he used to justify his claim that I'm antisemitic...for criticizing Israel. Here's the thing, kids... Criticizing Israel doesn't make you antisemitic,... Continue Reading →

Trump/Cruella 2024


"If Cruella doesn't scare you, no evil thing will" is sung in the Disney tune Cruella DeVille. And if South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem doesn't disgust and make you sick, then nothing will. And if you're a Trumper, and you've been supporting the sickness of all that is the cult of Trump, then you're probably... Continue Reading →

Loyal Peckers


Trump's immunity case currently before the Supreme Court is the latest example of why it's losing respect. Donald Trump is asking the court to give him immunity from crimes he committed in his "official" capacity as president (sic). What's most ridiculous about this entire thing is that the Supreme Court of the United States is... Continue Reading →

Demanding Resignations


As pro-Palestinian protests erupt on college campuses across the nation once again, Speaker Mike Johnson decided to make a pilgrimage to Columbia University to take action. Yes, I too was disappointed to discover he went to the university and did not defect to Colombia the nation, especially when I found out Elise Stefanik was with... Continue Reading →

MAGA Enquirer


There have been a lot of pecker jokes going around with David Pecker, former publisher of the National Enquirer, testifying in the Trump hush-money trial. But I got over all the penis jokes in 2018 when it was first revealed that the National Enquirer was engaging in what they called catch-and-kill journalism. I use the... Continue Reading →

Nom Nom Politics


If you're going to dine on Trump, the finest chefs recommend marinating for 24 hours in ketchup and covfefe. While some may enjoy Trump with some fava beans and a nice chiante, I personally would need a lot of hot sauce. A LOT of hot sauce. So, in case you're a liberal, you may not... Continue Reading →

Moscow Marge


Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, whom you may remember from such fantastic conspiracy theories like Jewish Space Lasers, Gazpacho Police, and Bill Gates' Peachtree Dish, opposes the United States providing military aid to Ukraine. MTG doesn't oppose this for fiscal or ethical reasons because she lies when she explains her opposition. Marjorie Taylor Greene, like... Continue Reading →

Burning For Trump


Maxwell Azarello may not have been a Trumper, but he was a conspiracy theorist like Trump. Yesterday, he died after setting himself on fire outside the Manhattan courthouse where Trump is currently on trial for his hush money payments to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal. This is Trump's response to his supporters. Thousands are losing... Continue Reading →

Sleepy Don


If this was a nation where the president used the legal system to go after his political opponents, as Donald Trump so often claims, then he would have fled the country to live in exile after his failed coup attempt and not be sitting through jury selections in a courtroom while dozing off. Trump lies... Continue Reading →

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