All The President’s Felons


I can't predict if Donald Trump will be impeached or not. I can't predict if he'll go to jail. But I do feel pretty confident in predicting he's going to do one of two things, if not both. He's either going to start issuing pardons as if they're Pez candy and he's a dispenser, or... Continue Reading →

Truth Isn’t Truth


Joseph Goebbels is credited for the quote, "A lie told once remains a lie, but a lie told a thousand times becomes the truth." While it's uncertain if Goebbels actually made that statement, what's not up for debate is that he was the Reich Minister of Propaganda for Nazi Germany. They were not fans of... Continue Reading →

Hush Fund


There has been speculation that Special Counsel Robert Mueller may be considering federal bribery charges against Donald Trump for offering pardons for silence. Former Trump attorney John Dowd allegedly told lawyers representing Paul J. Manafort and Michael Flynn last year that Trump would consider pardons if the two men got into legal trouble. Flynn is... Continue Reading →

Parade Gets A Deferment


I thought Trump was supposed to be a great deal maker. After Washington, D.C. put a huge price tag on allowing him to parade tanks down Pennsylvania Avenue, you'd have thought he would have negotiated them down. At the very least he could have got Mexico to pay for it. Trump, who got five deferments... Continue Reading →

Emenies List


Paul Conrad, perhaps the greatest political cartoonist in American history, was furious when he found out he wasn't on Nixon's infamous enemies list. It turned out he actually was when the second list was revealed. A second list? Nixon hated a lot of people. Conrad later said being included was his greatest distinction, and he... Continue Reading →

Strzok Gets Struck


Peter Strzok was an FBI agent with 22 years experience who had investigated Russian spies, defense officials accused of selling secrets to China and other assorted cases of extreme importance. He was also the agent in charge of investigating Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server while she was Secretary of State and the Russia... Continue Reading →

Reality TV Show Lowlife


Donald Trump called Steve Bannon "sloppy" and says he "lost his mind." He accused Michael Cohen of engaging in illegal activity while his lawyer says he's a liar. Now, he calls Omarosa Manigault Newman "wacky," a "lowlife," and just this morning, a "dog." What do these three people have in common? They all worked for Donald... Continue Reading →

MAGA Corruption


Have you seen a Trump rally on TV, or even worse, been to one? If so, you've witnessed the Trump sycophants chant "lock her up," despite there being several people from the Trump campaign, administration, and assorted goons connected to him who will be the ones locked up soon. They like to chant "build the... Continue Reading →

A Star Is Scorned


Donald Trump is a horrible person who nobody likes except racists and people OK with racists. As a reminder that Donald Trump was a celebrity contributing nothing meaningful to society before he was a politician contributing nothing meaningful to society, he has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. A testament to the public's... Continue Reading →

Wonderful Son


The Donald Trump presidential campaign did not have any contacts with anyone from the Russian government. OK, they did but it wasn't anything significant. Except, it was in Trump Tower which was the campaign headquarters for the Trump campaign. Oh, and the meeting was attended by Donald Trump Jr., Jared Kushner, and then-campaign manager Paul... Continue Reading →

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