Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Every now and then I'm asked stupid questions. Do you like Pearl Jam? Will you draw a nice cartoon about Donald Trump? Do you wanna come over and watch La La Land? Is Donald Trump a racist? Do you miss living in Hawaii? Yes, no, not in a million years, good lord yes, and yes.... Continue Reading →
The new normal reasserted itself on Friday when news broke that the president of the United States of America had an affair...with a porn star...named "Stormy"...who was paid off to keep quiet....and hardly anyone batted an eye. The only way this scandal would have stopped the presses is if the Stormy affair was with Mike... Continue Reading →
Thursday was a very disgusting day. I was revolted, disgusted, ashamed, and angered by the president of the United States "shithole" comment. Most of all, I'm tired. I'm tired of the daily insanity emanating from the White House. I'm tired from the president telling over 2,000 lies within a year. I'm tired of Trump people... Continue Reading →
If this was two years ago, I'd think the idea of Oprah Winfrey running for president was a lousy idea. I'm in favor of celebrities being involved politically. Let them donate money, make speeches and appearances on the behalf of candidates. Why shouldn't they have the same right as you or I? But, running for... Continue Reading →
With the announcement that Utah Senator Orrin Hatch would not seek reelection, speculation immediately landed on former Massachusetts governor and 2012 presidential candidate Mitt Romney. There was also speculation that Hatch had lost his freaking mind when he made comments that the Donald Trump presidency may be the best we've ever seen. Trump was pushing... Continue Reading →
When people think of crooked presidents, they think of Richard Nixon (for now). When they think of philandering presidents, they think of Bill Clinton (who replaced JFK). When they think of insane, mentally unstable, looney toons, mentally deranged, crazy, out-of-his-gourd, off-his-rocker, three-fries-short-of-a-happy-meal, and fucking nutzoid presidents, they're going to think of Donald Trump. They won't... Continue Reading →
Fire and Fury is the tale of a narcissistic, incompetent, overrated, selfish, self-important human being who thought he was the most privileged and important man in the world before he became the most privileged and important man in the world. It is also a story of how paid sycophants, who shill daily on the virtues... Continue Reading →
I have tried to talk to Trump sycophants so I can understand what makes them tick. Why would they sell their soul and dignity for a stupid person like Donald Trump? But I can't do it anymore. It's not that I want to sit in my little bubble and only hear my readers agree with... Continue Reading →
I was all set to draw a cartoon about the protests in Iran. I was looking forward to starting a streak of drawing cartoons that didn't feature Donald Trump. Drawing two cartoons in a row without him is an accomplishment considering Trump weeks are kinda like dog years. I do get tired of the guy.... Continue Reading →
I have a very low tolerance for right-wing baloney (I didn't want to start this column off with a curse word in the first sentence). Lies in politics that are repeated again and again annoy me. But, just downright balls-deep stupid bullshit (there it is) pisses me off to no end. I'm not talking about... Continue Reading →
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