China Called


Donald Trump said, "China called." Did they, Donald? Did they really call right when you needed a face-saving measure after saying you had regrets about starting a trade war with them? Sure they did. How convenient was that? In the past, if Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, the second Bush, or Obama said,... Continue Reading →

Trump Commands You


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. If you're a Republican Trump supporter, you have to throw away everything you ever believed in to support your president. Remember when you were against huge debt and spending? Now you're not. Remember when... Continue Reading →

Medal Of Dishonor


When Bill Clinton was elected president of the United States, Republicans and many veterans were livid that a draft dodger was now the commander-in-chief of the nation's military. Imagine the outrage they would have expressed if Clinton had joked about awarding himself the Medal of Honor. Imagine if Obama, who wasn't of military age during... Continue Reading →

How To Tell A Recession Is Coming


Bad news. Donald Trump is still president. Even worse news. A recession is coming and Donald Trump is still the president. If you think the Bush family didn't know how to deal with an economic crisis, wait until Trump tries to wrap his Adderall-riddled, tiny mind around it. Voters have short memories, especially Republicans. It's... Continue Reading →

The Chosen One


Defending your leader's comments with, "he didn't say that," then saying, "that's not what he meant," to "he was joking," to finally, "yeah, he said it and I totally agree with it, " are characteristics of being in a cult. Other signs you're in a cult are when your leader puts his name on everything,... Continue Reading →

A Danish Denial


Donald Trump was invited to Denmark by that nation's queen. Despite saying that the idea of purchasing Greenland, the world's largest island near the Arctic that's controlled by Denmark, was "not number one on the burner," Trump has now canceled his visit after being denied and mocked by the Danish prime minister. Trump's visit was... Continue Reading →

Meanwhile, On Obama Avenue


A petition that started off as a joke has now gained momentum and over 400,000 people have signed to rename a section of Fifth Avenue in front of Trump Tower to "Barack H. Obama Avenue." As this would change the address for Trump's penthouse, it'd also change it for his business, letterheads,  and each piece... Continue Reading →

Bigly Crowds


Donald Trump has an obsession with crowd sizes, probably because there's so much to him that's tiny. So very tiny. His press secretary's very first assignment was to boast about Donald Trump having the largest attended and most viewed inauguration in the history of American inaugurations. Of course it wasn't true, but it illustrates Trump's... Continue Reading →

Trolling Trump


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. I thought for sure CNN would want a cartoon on the economy, stock market, or Trump's trade war with China. But instead, they wanted me to do something on the petition to rename 5th... Continue Reading →

Let’s Make A Trump Deal


Donald Trump's probably thinking, "I don't care how green it is, I'm driving my golf cart on it." After hearing that Donald Trump wants to purchase Greenland, an autonomous nation owned by Denmark (in case you're a Republican, "autonomous" means they govern themselves), I have several questions for him. Can he find Greenland on a... Continue Reading →

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