Trump Superpowers

Abortion Is Murder?


Let’s start this off with a clear understanding. The people striving to make abortion illegal are not “pro life.” Pro life means being for life. You can’t say you don’t want a fetus terminated but you’re for war, endless wars, unprovoked wars, wars for profit, or just for the Hell of it wars. You also can’t be for the death penalty, against feeding poor children with government assistance, and just not really giving a rat’s ass about a child after it’s born and is no longer a fetus you can picture on your advocacy poster, and call yourself pro life. If you do, you’re a liar.

The ANTI CHOICE lobby is the most dishonest group in American politics today. They lie. What’s worse than being uninformed is being misinformed, and knowingly waging a campaign of false information, or lies as in the case of the undercover videos against Planned Parenthood. If you have to win a culture war by using lies, you’re on the wrong side. Your ends don’t justify your means, even if you think it’s to prevent “murder.”

Carly Fiorina clung to the lie throughout her failed presidential campaign. Even when her lies were pointed out to her she still swore by it with contempt and disgust for being called out. She remained a lying liar with lies spewing out of her lying liar hole. No wonder people are looking at her face.

Ted Cruz is stating at every campaign stop, rally and debate that we will have a Congressional investigation of Planned Parenthood. I guess the other eleven investigations of PP by state governments, with each clearing PP, aren’t good enough. I’m really glad we have a presidential candidate promising another endless, expensive, and fruitless Congressional investigation. Thanks, Lyin’ Ted (hey, Trump is right about something).

For years the rabid dogs of the anti choice crowd have described abortion as murder. They say it’s killing a baby. I guess anyone killing a baby is a murderer. When Trump made his gaffe of saying women should be punished for getting an abortion, all the anti choice people distanced himself from his statement.

First off, Trump doesn’t know anything about the issue. It’s clear he hasn’t thought about it as he changed his position two hours later. But the anti choice people are about punishing mothers. If you take abortion away that’s a punishment. But how can you define something as murder, want to legally classify it as murder, then state that the mothers are not murderers? I’m pretty sure you can’t decide to have someone killed, hire a hit man to do the murdering, not be anywhere the scene of the murder, and not be charged with murder. How about we just realize that abortion is not murder? It is legal.

It’s also funny how the anti choice people spent this week talking about how the mothers are victims of abortion doctors preying on them. They have huge sympathy for the mothers. Have you ever seen a protest at an abortion clinic? Women walking in aren’t treated with very much sympathy by the protesters.

The anti choice people believe abortion advocates are encouraging abortions. They would prefer you to have an abortion. To them, it’s all black and white. There is a gray area and they’re way outside it.

Yes, these people are upset Trump said something they actually feel but aren’t supposed to state publicly, which he’s been doing on a lot of subjects. Thing is, Trump said how they actually feel and he didn’t even think about the issue. These zealots have spent years processing the information, or in their case, misinformation.

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Trump Goes Nuclear On Abortion


Listening to Donald Trump speak about foreign policy, domestic policy, any sort of policy, is like listening to a middle school student give an oral book report on a book he never read.

“The sea is where the old man retired after he won the red badge of courage for killing the mockingbird. Then he caught a really big fish and named it ‘Ahab.'”

I doubt Trump ever read the book, but it sounds like he wants to put a scarlet letter on women who seek abortions. Or he doesn’t. It depends on the time of day. Trump said if abortion becomes illegal, then women who seek an abortion should be punished. Later he said only the bad guy doctors should be punished. Even his fellow Republicans said it was stupid to go after the mothers, though I suspect the anti-choice crowd would be just fine with that.

State representatives in Louisiana and Iowa introduced bills that would charge a woman with “feticide” if she got an abortion. Many states are enacting or exploring “personhood” for a fetus legislation. The step after that would be to punish mothers. Trump is not the first Republican to talk about punishing women for getting an abortion.

I doubt Trump knows that if you give an illegal abortion today that the doctor will be punished. But there’s a lot Trump does not know.

Trump also talked about nuclear weapons. He won’t say he’ll never use them on ISIS, which is kinda stupid. Cruz has the stupid line of carpet bombing ISIS, yet Trump makes that look semi intelligent.

Trump said the United States shouldn’t spend so much protecting other nations and perhaps should even quit NATO. A lot of people will agree with that. He then stated that other countries should pay us for protection, as if we’re the mob. He also says it’ll be OK if Japan, South Korea and Saudi Arabia develop nuclear weapons, and stated it’s going to happen eventually anyway. No it’s not. Trump is truly an idiot.

Japan has the technology and materials to build nuclear weapons. They can easily develop a delivery method that surpasses current bomb owners such as North Korea, Pakistan, and India. The thing about Japan is that they don’t want this weapon. They won’t even allow the United States to keep nuclear weapons on Japanese soil (and I wonder if we don’t have any there on the sly). I don’t think Saudi Arabia has much interest in building a bomb or going to war. Hell, they won’t even fight ISIS. South Korea probably won’t go for a nuclear weapon (and they could probably do it too) and start a real arms race.

In 1979 someone tested a nuclear bomb over the Indian Ocean. No country has claimed credit for this but it’s pretty much globally agreed that the offending nation was South Africa with help from Israel (you know, the good guys). South Africa claims it’s abandoned its nuclear program and Israel won’t admit to having any.

Every U.S. president since Truman has worked to prevent other nations from having nuclear weapons. A Trump administration would encourage it.

A lot of Trump supporters are saying he was taken advantage by the interviewer, which was MSNBC’s Chris Matthews. They’ve painted Matthews as this ultra-intelligent manipulator. Have they ever watched Chris Matthews? He might be the most confused and out of his element guy to ever have his own show since Larry King. If Trump is going to be stumped by Matthews then maybe he is afraid of Ted Cruz, and should be petrified of Hillary Clinton.

Then again, Trump did a radio show this week and he wasn’t aware the host was a member of the #NeverTrump movement. Maybe he should fire his campaign manager.

You know how Obama critics say he’s destroying the country? Trump might actually destroy the world.

And he’d probably drop a bomb on your uterus.

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