Kids, class is in session. Today, I'm going to educate you on the use of a specific slur. Now, not all of you need to be schooled on this but there are quite a few of you who are ignorant motherfuckers, so you're the ones I'm really talking to. The slur we're going to address... Continue Reading →
Trump’s Pocahontas Time
Most American presidents spend Thanksgiving weekend visiting troops, dishing out soup to the homeless and generally refraining from douchey behavior. Donald Trump set out to make this Thanksgiving the douchiest ever in the history of American presidents. I think he succeeded. George W. Bush once spent Thanksgiving in Iraq with American troops. Trump went to... Continue Reading →
Buy Five Copies For Your Mother
Newsflash! Donald Trump is an extremely insecure narcissist and touts accomplishments he doesn't actually have. Surprise! Trump has been on the cover of Time Magazine a lot. He's proud of this and loves to make the claim during speeches that he's been on the cover more than anyone else....ever. He's so proud of it that... Continue Reading →
Person Of The Year
Every year Time magazine picks a person of the year and they run a cover story on the individual. The pick is someone they deem has had the most influence on the world over the year, for better or worse. With that description Donald Trump is a unanimous choice. In the past Time has selected... Continue Reading →