A whole bunch of people, even the governor, in my birth state of Texas believe that U.S. military exercises there means Obama plans for a federal takeover of the Lone Star State and declare martial law. There are rumors Chinese soldiers are sneaking into the state and holding up in five temporarily closed Wal-Marts. It must... Continue Reading →
Hate-Mongering Religious Extremists…And Then Some *Update*
This is America. Land of the free. Home of the brave...and a lot of whack jobs. A hate-mongering Islamophobic group decided to have a "free speech" event in Garland, Texas. It wasn't so much as a free speech event as much as it was an event designed to insult and bait Muslims. It worked. You'd have... Continue Reading →
Sorry, Texas
For the record, I was born in Texas. I have a lot of friends in Texas who I respect. However, I think this small secession movement that started up after Obama was re-elected is one born of ignorance and wishful thinking. I would think it'd be unfair to question the intelligence of the majority of... Continue Reading →
Skanky Cartoon Made Washington Post
While buying hot dogs today I picked up a copy of The Washington Post and discovered they ran my Skank cartoon. Cool.The coolest part about a reprint like this is I wasn't sure if the cartoon worked at all and that maybe I would be the only one to find it funny.I wonder if the... Continue Reading →
Skank
You have to admit, it's an interesting defense and it's gotta be a lot better than Rick Perry's "I'm an arrogant prick" defense.