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Have you seen those Redd's Apple Ale commercials? Someone doesn't know what to order and he's suddenly struck in the side of the head by an apple, so he orders the beverage. I assume it's red alcohol which has to taste like crap because that's how red soda tastes. I've never seen anyone drink one... Continue Reading →
Ever since the National Enquirer reported that Ted Cruz is a Senatorial stud muffin and has had five affairs, the presidential candidate has not denied ever having an affair. Oh sure, he's had righteous indignation which he delivers with a plagiarized script, but no denial. So I was thinking someone should ask him if he's... Continue Reading →
Are Angry Birds still a thing? Is the game still popular? Are you still receiving annoying invites to play on Facebook? During a speech in Portland Friday a bird flew into the auditorium and landed on Bernie Sanders' podium. No pun intended, but Twitter went crazy and #BirdieSanders is still trending. Talk about an opposite... Continue Reading →
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