Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
President Biden's approval rating is bad. Currently, it's around 43 percent. If you're a Trumper, don't get giddy and hypocritical about this like you guys do about everything. Von Shitzenpants' approval isn't much better as it's currently around 44 percent. At least Biden was above 50 at one point during his presidency which Trump never... Continue Reading →
Fact: Mike Pence did nothing...NOTHING...to prevent the United States men's basketball team from losing to France. Oh, sure. He might give you some weak excuse that there's nothing in the United State's Constitution that empowers a vice-president to prevent an Olympic basketball loss, but I think that's just a poor excuse for being disloyal. I... Continue Reading →
A friend of mine used to hold a July 4th pool party every year...until one attendee got drunk and pooped in the pool. I'm sure it's just a coincidence the pool pooper is a Republican. But nevertheless, no more July 4th pool parties. And pooping in the pool is exactly what House Minority Leader Kevin... Continue Reading →
I've been to Washington, D.C. a lot but I've only physically been inside the Capitol once. I'm the kind of tourist that once I do something touristy, I don't want to do it again. I was in line at Graceland once and overheard some Elvis freaks talking about that visit being their fifth or some... Continue Reading →
Quickly after the election, which Donald Trump LOST, attorney Sidney Powell joined Donald Trump's legal team that was trying to steal the election away from Joe Biden. Sidney came with the impeccable credentials of being Michael Flynn's lawyer where part of her legal defense was that he was framed by a "deep state plot." She... Continue Reading →
When I heard the Democrats invited Donald Trump to testify at his senate trial for his impeachment, I was giddy with low expectations. As a cartoonist, I could just imagine how much material Donald Trump would give me bringing his lies and conspiracy theories to a trial in the United States Senate. Can you imagine... Continue Reading →
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