Cemetery Shutdown


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Shutdown Poo


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Impeachment Shutdown


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Funny thing. I had this cartoon in my head Thursday and sent a bunch of other ideas I had written down to my editor at CNN on Friday. After I sent eight ideas or so, I remembered... Continue Reading →

Shutdown Sufferers


Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has officially canceled Donald Trump giving a State of the Union address before Congress. She sent a letter using language Trump can understand. Reportedly, it said "nyet." Trump intends to continue the government shutdown indefinitely as the White House is doing a study on how much damage will be... Continue Reading →

Some Garzonging Advice


There are roughly 800,000 federal employees affected by Donald Trump's government shutdown and will have to wait to receive back pay if any at all. Since Trump's shutdown is expected to last into the new year (in case you're a Republican, that's beyond the first of the month), many are wondering how they're going to... Continue Reading →

Rush For A Dumpster Fire


After telling Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer that he'd be "proud to shut down the government" and he wouldn't blame him, is anyone surprised Donald Trump is now blaming the Democrats for his shutdown? On December 11, sitting in the Oval Office with Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, Trump said, "I am proud to shut down... Continue Reading →

A Senate Upchuck


Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer looked Mitch McConnell in the eye, and he blinked. Despite having public support behind him, agreeing with his stance on DACA and blaming the GOP for the shutdown, Schumer caved. Did Trump, the master of the Art of the Deal, out negotiate Schumer? No. Though the White House will claim... Continue Reading →

Trumpie’s Choice


Republicans are blaming Democrats for the shutdown despite the fact they control the House, the Senate, and the Presidency. Donald Trump even said in 2013, "A shutdown falls on the President's lack of leadership. He can't even control his party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the President is weak." The Republicans... Continue Reading →

On Thin Ice


I was watching Morning Joe this morning, and for the few minutes they weren't talking about Donald Trump getting a spanking with a Forbes magazine by a porn star who reminds him of his daughter, they talked to Republican Congressman Jim Jordan. Jordan did not talk about spankings with a Forbes magazine by a porn... Continue Reading →

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