South Park Treason


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No Souls In A-Holes


After Donald Trump sent a herd of white nationalist terrorists to attack the United States Capitol and overturn the election he lost to Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell told the truth and blamed Donald Trump. Exit polls from Super Tuesday found that a majority of Republicans believe Donald Trump would still be fit for the presidency... Continue Reading →

Evil SCOTUS


There's a particular trait that's common among conservatives and that is for them to explain their positions, they have to lie. Have you ever heard anyone defend Donald Trump without lying? Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch is a liar. But then again, the six extreme right-wing Christian fundamentalist justices that are the majority on the... Continue Reading →

A Full Hell


My proofreader Laura asked me if "you got it, dude" was a catchphrase from the Bob Saget sitcom "Full House." Of course, it is, but I had to look it up. I swear. I didn't even remember they were the Tanner family until this week and can't tell you a single name of any of... Continue Reading →

Trumpy Devil Love


  They say Jesus loves everyone, but for Donald Trump, he may make an exception. Christianity Today is a periodical started by Reverand Billy Graham way back in the 1950s. The Washington Post calls it "evangelicalism's flagship magazine" and The New York Times describes it as a "mainstream evangelical magazine". The magazine usually refrains from... Continue Reading →

Get Behind Me, Satan


The Devil is a Dick Republicans haven't even had the chance to get over their faux outrage over a congresswoman saying "MF'er" or another dancing back in her college days before Batman came along and infuriated them even further. Christian Bale is in a new movie about Dick Cheney called "Vice." His performance has been... Continue Reading →

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