Why can't we trade Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Paul Manafort, and Tucker Carlson to Russia for WNBA star Brittney Griner? Brittney Griner was wrongly imprisoned. Even in a fascist oppressive state like Russia where the justice system is less consistent than Facebook's algorithms, nobody should be sent to prison for possessing... Continue Reading →
Constitutional Irony
I had this idea a couple months ago and put it aside. I may have even included it in one of my batches of roughs, so it's possible you've already seen this idea. But after passing it over, I decided to save it for another day. I knew it was going to come up. I... Continue Reading →
Nothing But The No-Truth
You can't expect a Trump cultist to straight up tell the truth, but you can get the truth out of them if you understand Trump talk. It's pretty simple actually. If a Trumper says someone did something, that means they did it. If they say there's election fraud, it's their election fraud. "Election integrity" means... Continue Reading →
Goodbye, Turkeys
I'm breaking a couple of my rules with this cartoon. One is, I've drawn enough turkeys this year. The other is drawing a cartoon with a holiday theme that's dated after the holiday. This is dated for Friday, which as you probably know, is AFTER Thanksgiving. But, I don't make my clients embargo my cartoons... Continue Reading →
Sewage And Stones
First off, if commuting the sentence for Trump friend, goon, henchman, pal, buddyboy, creeper, slimeball of the first degree, and all-around wart on the taint of humanity Roger Stone wasn't corrupt, then it wouldn't have been done late on a Friday night. Why do fuckers do dastardly deeds on Fridays after 5:00 PM? Because it's... Continue Reading →
Shut The Tat’s Trap
Roger Stone is the kind of guy, that when he watches Die Hard, he roots for Hans Gruber. This man is a villain who rejoices at being a villain. To him, it's an art. For the love of God, he has a Richard Nixon tattoo on his back. And you thought a MAGA hat was... Continue Reading →
Sinking Like A Stone
Yesterday was historic. We got to witness a public hearing in only the third impeachment inquiry in our nation's history. We got to watch a president intimidate a witness while she was testifying. We may have seen a new article of impeachment created in real-time. And finally, a federal court found Trump confidant and partner-in-crime... Continue Reading →
Dirty Trickster Lives Matter
Conservatives are livid and up in arms over the way Roger Stone was arrested last month. According to Stone, 29 FBI agents and U.S. Marshals were used in the pre-dawn raid to arrest Trump's longtime adviser last month in Miami. Since this was conducted during Trump's government shutdown, several of the agents volunteered for the... Continue Reading →
Heed The Tramp Stamp
As I was wrapping up this cartoon, Trump was on TV surrendering to Nancy Pelosi, thus proving this entire Trump shutdown was a huge waste of time over his ego. In fact, he's still ranting as I'm writing this. I don't think he can rant his ass out of eating shit today. If anything, Roger... Continue Reading →