Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Oh happy day! Sarah Palin's back. Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump for president today. The only way life could get better for a political cartoonist would be if Trump makes her his veep pick while ditching Melania and proposing to her. Palin chose between Trump and Ted Cruz. Even if you're choosing between those two for... Continue Reading →
Who the Hell complains about American hostages and prisoners being released by an enemy nation? Republicans. Specifically Republicans running for president. They're upset they were taken in the first place, which we all are. But they say their capture is a result of the disrespect the world has for President Obama, as if it wouldn't... Continue Reading →
South Carolina governor Nikki Haley delivered the Republican response to the president's State of the Union address and a lot of Republicans are livid. To be fair, many Republicans were supportive, but the racist wing of it freaked out. Haley said the GOP were partly responsible for our nation's problems. Uh oh! Then she said... Continue Reading →
In the past when Democrats controlled Southern states, Republicans were against party identification. One reason being that if you were a Republican then you didn't want anyone to know. Damn liberal Republicans. People would start looking at you funny. Today a lot of Republicans like the idea of requiring voters to identify with a party.... Continue Reading →
I made comments about making a Star Wars analogy this week but I honestly didn't plan to. What do you know, I got one in anyway. There's been a social media trend over the past few weeks to ditch friends on social media who support Trump. I've seen posts stating "if you support Donald Trump... Continue Reading →
The 2006 film Idiocracy is about a future where mankind dumbs down. Society consists of nothing but stupid people. A man from our present is put into a deep sleep and wakes up in this future and he's persecuted for being smart. Does that sound familiar? Not the waking up in the future part, but... Continue Reading →
I'm exhausted. I'm tired of the militant gun crowd screaming for more guns. I'm tired of Republicans who believe it's OK to sell guns to people they put on the no-fly list. Mostly I'm tired of bigotry and the support it's gaining. Obama issued a rare Oval Office address Sunday night in attempt to beef... Continue Reading →
A few years ago I was debating a friend who is a conservative. Really. I have a friend who is conservative. He's a really good friend too and I don't consider him a jerk at all. I think he's wrong on everything and the feelings are mutual, but none of that's a reason for me to... Continue Reading →
The Republicans have been screaming about "Radical Islamic Terrorism" for a long time now. Meanwhile, they ignore greater threats. Yes. Greater threats, like Climate Change or non-Muslim Americans killing other Americans. They were real slow in responding to a white guy shooting up a Planned Parenthood clinic. Why? Several reasons but the main ones being, they... Continue Reading →
It wasn't hard finding a lie for each of these candidates. The hard part was deciding which lies to use. It is funny that the more ridiculous the candidate, the higher he or she polls. Though I must say I'm going to miss Carly and Dr. Ben after they're done crashing. That's what happens after... Continue Reading →
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