A Michigan jury held a mother responsible yesterday for a school shooting committed by her son in 2021. 15-year-old Ethan Crumbley was given a gun by his parents which he used to murder four at Oxford High School. His mother, Jennifer Crumbley, was found guilty of four counts of involuntary manslaughter. She can be sentenced... Continue Reading →
Fifth Avenue
The DC Court of Appeals ruled unanimously today that Donald Trump does NOT have immunity from prosecution in the case of his trying to steal the 2020 election and stay in power. The three-judge panel, referring to the defendant as "Citizen Trump," which he will not love, wrote, "For the purpose of this criminal case,... Continue Reading →
A Hunka-Hunka Delusional
Donald Trump posted to his social media platform a photo of his face spliced with Elvis Presley's and suggested they look alike. Now, we can add Elvis with Abraham Lincoln and Nelson Mandela to historic figures Trump compares himself to while quoting Hitler. He posted, "For so many years, people have been saying that Elvis... Continue Reading →
Swiftie Conspiracy
"People throw rocks at things that shine" are lyrics from one of Taylor Swift's songs. So not only is she a lyrical genius, a brilliant businesswoman, a trendsetter, Time Magazine's Person of the Year, and the artist with the highest-grossest tour ever, she's clairvoyant. Taylor Swift shines and the goons are throwing rocks at her.... Continue Reading →
Horse Face Hawley
It's ironic that Missouri Senator Josh Hawley is a Republican when his mug looks like the face of a burrow. And it's hypocritical that Josh Hawley demands someone stand up and apologize while he's never repented for his actions that contributed to Donald Trump's white nationalist insurrection and attempts to overturn a fair democratic election.... Continue Reading →
Bok Bok Bok For Biden
After a drone attack that killed three American service members in Jordan, Republicans have been howling for President Biden to retaliate. The attack, which injured over 40 other service members, is believed to have been committed by terrorist groups that are Iranian proxies. Whether Iran ordered them to attack U.S. troops or merely funded them... Continue Reading →
Yo Quiero Frontera Abierta
A bipartisan bill on border security is currently being negotiated in the Senate but House Republicans, and a few in the Senate, are threatening to kill it because that's what Donald Trump wants. While speaking to MAGA sycophants in Nevada last week, Stinky said, "As the leader of our party, there is zero chance I... Continue Reading →
Bore and Border
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Butthurt Bowl
I went out Friday night for a couple of drinks and ran into a friend. I call him a friend but I'm not close enough to him to have him over or even to give him my number. He's just a drinking buddy, I suppose. I don't remember how it came up but he told... Continue Reading →
Litigious Condiments
A Manhattan jury ordered Donald Trump to pay writer E. Jean Carroll $65 million in punitive damages and another $18.3 million in compensatory damages for her suffering. The lawsuit was over Trump defaming Carroll in 2019 after she accused him of raping her decades ago. Carroll's lawyers argued a large amount was necessary to stop... Continue Reading →