Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
No one respects women more than Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the least racist person he knows. Donald Trump is a stable genius. Donald Trump has been much tougher on Vladimir Putin and Russia in one year than Barack Obama was in eight. Each of those statements (and many others) is laughable and contrary to... Continue Reading →
I drew this cartoon last week for The Costa Rica Star. Costa Rica presidential candidate Fabricio Alvarado has been flying to events in a helicopter that's connected to Juan Carlo Bolanos. Bolanos is currently embroiled in the Cementazo scandal and is currently in preventive imprisonment (whatever that means) for embezzlement, influence peddling, criminal simulation and... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump once asked Andrew McCabe who he voted for. I really hope he didn't vote for Trump. After Trump fired FBI Director James Comey, he called then interim director McCabe and yelled at him for allowing Comey to return home from California, where he was at the time of the firing, and allowing him... Continue Reading →
There is a blue wave coming, and Republicans can't stop it. They can only hope to contain it. I'm not saying a blue wave is coming because that's what I want, and I do want it. I'm saying it because it's true, though a lot of Republicans are denying it. Connor Lamb won Pennsylvania's 18th... Continue Reading →
Black Lives Matter is a bunch of thugs advocating killing cops. Antifa is a terrorist organization equivalent to Nazis and white supremacists. The Women's March on Washington is a bunch of women searching for a cause while wearing vaginas on their heads, which needs to be over in time to cook dinner. The #MeToo movement... Continue Reading →
Here's a bonus cartoon for you. I'm not a big fan of obit cartoons, but if I can draw one in 22 minutes, and knowing editors will love it, I'm in. The video has already been made. https://youtu.be/DOZb-ArKPxk
Donald Trump is famous for firing people. He created a reality show centered around firing people, and before "no collusion," his most famous catch phrase was "you're fired." Reality shows are not actual reality. Donald Trump brags about not being afraid of the National Rifle Association, but the truth is he's a "sniveling coward," which... Continue Reading →
The House Intelligence Committee wrapped up its Russia investigation last night saying they found no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, and that Russia didn't even favor Trump over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 campaign. Slight correction there: The Republicans on the committee found no collusion. The Democrats on the committee thought... Continue Reading →
Wakka wakka wakka. An evergreen cartoon is something you can run at anytime. Current events won't change it. Those cartoons are easy, which makes them hard for me. They're often about weather, litter, or something harmless that people don't really get upset over. Editors love them. March 11-17 is Sunshine Week in 2018. Journalists use... Continue Reading →
Alyssa Mastromonaco, former deputy chief of staff for operations in the Obama administration recently wrote, "When you go to work in the White House, you divest yourself of your secrets for the same reason you divest yourself of your financial holdings: so people can’t blackmail you." Jared and Ivanka Trump both lied about their debt... Continue Reading →
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