You Hit Like A Girl


Read the blog at my brand new Substack. You rock. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon at Claytoonz is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t like PayPal, you can snail mail it to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA 22402. Tales From The Trumpster Fire: I’m currently out of copies but... Continue Reading →

Keep On Truckin’


When it comes to lies and spreading hate and division, goon TV keeps on truckin'. If you've been watching Fox and the other channels your crazy uncle loves, you would have thought the brutal authoritarian regime bringing crackdowns upon its oppressed minority wasn't China, but Canada. Right-wing TV is upset that the Canadian "Freedom" Truckers... Continue Reading →

Fox and Crack


Russian figure skater Kamila Valieva, who is only 15, failed a drug test but will be allowed to compete anyway. Sure, the medication was a performance-enhancing drug, but it's not like she's a black athlete caught smoking pot. Valieva may not be the bad guy in this as it's possible she wasn't even aware she... Continue Reading →

Medal in Treason


Eileen Gu may be the best freestyle skier in the world. She was born in San Francisco to a Chinese mother and an American father. She's been competing internationally since 2018, starting when she was still in high school. She dominates in big air, halfpipe, and slopestyle events. She's favored to take several gold medals... Continue Reading →

Peng Shuai


Peng Shuai is a Chinese professional tennis player. In 2014, she became the first Chinese tennis player to receive a number-one ranked doubles player by the World Tennis Association. In 2011, she was ranked 11 for singles play. As a doubles player, she's won Wimbledon and the French Open. She got as far as the... Continue Reading →

Jerko’s Yurchenko


I had to look up a few things yesterday to find out what they are. Things like beach handball. I'm still not sure what handball really is, but whatever it is, the beach version is played on a beach.  Then I had to look up Charlie Kirk. That sounds familiar. What makes him relevant? He's... Continue Reading →

Vive Le Loser


Fact: Mike Pence did nothing...NOTHING...to prevent the United States men's basketball team from losing to France. Oh, sure. He might give you some weak excuse that there's nothing in the United State's Constitution that empowers a vice-president to prevent an Olympic basketball loss, but I think that's just a poor excuse for being disloyal. I... Continue Reading →

Pineapple Express To Tokyo


I totally understand the decision not to allow Sha'Carri Richardson to compete in the Tokyo Olympics after she was suspended for violating Team U.S.A.'s drug policy. Richardson was suspended for 30 days and her victory in the 100 meters at the trials was invalidated. However, her suspension ends before her Olympic event is scheduled and... Continue Reading →

Rooty Tooty For Pootie


I was scrolling through my news feed on Facebook a few hours ago and I noticed one of my conservative friends created a post with a complaint. This friend, we'll call her Allie because that's her real name, was upset because she had posted a news story only to have it removed by Facebook. She... Continue Reading →

Complicit Olympics


I've always been amazed at the harsh and inhumane treatment tyrannical nations will put their Olympic athletes through for medals. During the Cold War, the Soviet Union and its Communist Bloc allies would put their athletes through hell. In addition to juicing their athletes with banned chemicals, athletes were stripped from their families at young... Continue Reading →

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