Donald Trump has either lived a life dreaming of being a third-rate mobster or he actually is a third-rate mobster. But, you can't be a mobster without goons, and guess what. Trump has goons. Enter Rudy Giuliani (among others). When the Special Counsel Robert Mueller finally issues his report, obstruction of justice will surely be... Continue Reading →
Emenies List
Paul Conrad, perhaps the greatest political cartoonist in American history, was furious when he found out he wasn't on Nixon's infamous enemies list. It turned out he actually was when the second list was revealed. A second list? Nixon hated a lot of people. Conrad later said being included was his greatest distinction, and he... Continue Reading →
Defected Deflect
During the 2016 presidential campaign, Trump supporter Rudy Giuliani said he knew the FBI planned to review more emails tied to Hillary Clinton before FBI Director James Comey publicly announced that was what they were doing. Basically, he claimed the FBI LEAKED information to the Trump campaign, and he was proud of it. Giuliani said... Continue Reading →
Furt Those Tweets
After Trump fired his National Security Adviser Michael Flynn (after being on the job for only 24 days), he tweeted that he fired him for lying to Vice President Mike Pence. On Saturday, a tweet went out from Trump's Twitter account stating he fired Flynn, not just for lying to Pence, but also for lying... Continue Reading →
Blaming Obama
In the movie Step Brothers, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are two 39-year-old men with the maturity of eight-year-olds who still live at home. They ask the father for permission to convert their beds into bunk beds so they can have more space in their shared room for “activities.” The father thinks it’s a bad... Continue Reading →
Lordy
A smart man would learn after his "I got tapes" bluff doesn't work with a writer, that it won't work with the director of the FBI. Donald Trump is not a smart man. In a deposition several years ago, Trump was asked about telling people he was taping them when he wasn't. He kinda sorta... Continue Reading →
Lawyering Up
Even though Donald Trump has Marc Kasowitz as his personal attorney, criminal defense isn't really his thing. His thing is losing cases where Trump sues someone for saying he's not as rich as he claims, and settling with people who were scammed by Trump University. Wisely, Trump has been searching for a lawyer with criminal... Continue Reading →