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There have been a lot of pecker jokes going around with David Pecker, former publisher of the National Enquirer, testifying in the Trump hush-money trial. But I got over all the penis jokes in 2018 when it was first revealed that the National Enquirer was engaging in what they called catch-and-kill journalism. I use the... Continue Reading →
Bad people hang out with other bad people. Choir boys don't run with drug dealers. Dolphins don't swim with sharks. Donald Trump doesn't hang out with Barack Obama. Donald Trump hangs out and does business with people who get indicted and go to prison. Donald Trump hired George Papadopoulos, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Michael Flynn,... Continue Reading →
Michael Flynn has flipped on Trump. Rick Gates has flipped on Trump. His personal lawyer/fixer Michael Cohen, who recorded everything, is flipping. His chief financial officer, Allen Weaselburger (actually, Weisselberg. I just like "Weaselburger”) just got immunity after being implicated by Cohen, which will probably implicate a lot of other people, and a few named... Continue Reading →
Even before the major reasons why Donald Trump should not have been seriously considered for the presidency, I had a few that may appear petty but point to larger problems with the guy. Trump's inexperience, stupidity, sexism, and racism are all great reasons why the man shouldn't have gotten farther than the rent-is-too-damn-high guy. But... Continue Reading →
"Enquiring" minds want to know. Is there a Donald Trump love child out there? A love baby The Donald didn't want anyone to know about? And it's not Eric? As Trevor Noah said on his show, every kid in America who doesn't know his father is panicking right now. It does sound far-fetched that Trump... Continue Reading →
Now that Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican nominee he is going to receive briefings by the CIA. Yes, the Central Intelligence Agency. An Agency with the word "intelligence" is going to tell Trump secrets. Trump, the guy who gave out Lindsay Graham's phone number at a campaign rally. Donald Trump. That guy. Donald Trump,... Continue Reading →
I don't know what's less believable. Five women slept with Ted Cruz or that you can find five women who would admit it. Yeah, I know. I already drew a cartoon this week on the icky bed lovin' of Ted Cruz but that was before the National Enquirer came out with their story that Teddy... Continue Reading →
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