Mitch And The Colonel


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No Souls In A-Holes


After Donald Trump sent a herd of white nationalist terrorists to attack the United States Capitol and overturn the election he lost to Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell told the truth and blamed Donald Trump. Exit polls from Super Tuesday found that a majority of Republicans believe Donald Trump would still be fit for the presidency... Continue Reading →

Mitch’s Legacy


Mitch McConnell announced yesterday that he's giving up his leadership position in the United States Senate. Mitch has been in the Senate since 1985 and the Republican Leader since 2007. He's been a lying hypocritical asshole the entire time. McConnell is a guy who respects the tradition and dignity of the Senate, except when he... Continue Reading →

Scootin’ With MAGA


I'm actually against there being an age limit to serve in public office. Why? Because I'm against discrimination. Being old should not be an automatic disqualifier. I do not have an issue with President Biden's age. Yes, 80 is old but the reason I'm not against him serving at 80 is because I've heard him... Continue Reading →

Tripping on Tortoises


I'm always annoyed when I see people refer to Senator Mitch McConnell as a turtle. It's not fair. He's a tortoise. Turtles and tortoises are different species of reptiles. In the water, turtles can be very quick. Tortoises, on the other hand, are land animals and they tend to be very slow. The children's tale... Continue Reading →

Grumpy Old Men


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t like PayPal, you can snail mail it to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA... Continue Reading →

Mitchy Oscars


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday.  My editor called me Friday afternoon after I sent the rough of this cartoon and said I was banned from the CNN Opinion newsletter for ten years because I had sent him a drawing of a naked... Continue Reading →

Mitch, Please


Politicians make gaffes. Some examples are Gary Johnson's "What is Aleppo?" Rick Perry unable to name the third department he'd eliminate (which he was later appointed to head by Trump). George W. Bush's "Fool me once, shame on you...fool me...can't get fooled again." President Obama's "57 states," which Republicans still can't let go. And then... Continue Reading →

Give Us The Ballot


Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell lives in an alternate reality where principles, hypocrisy, irony, and lying your ass off only apply to Democrats. If a Republican changes his mind and does the exact thing he railed on and on against previously, then you're not supposed to remember that. In fact, they laugh about it. Gotcha!... Continue Reading →

Hypocrisy Ceiling


If Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell can't control the government, he'll do everything within his power to destroy it. When this person threatens to shut down the government and force it to default on its debts, create a brand new recession, wipe out nearly 6 million jobs, and lift the nation’s unemployment rate to nearly... Continue Reading →

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