Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Why can't we trade Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Paul Manafort, and Tucker Carlson to Russia for WNBA star Brittney Griner? Brittney Griner was wrongly imprisoned. Even in a fascist oppressive state like Russia where the justice system is less consistent than Facebook's algorithms, nobody should be sent to prison for possessing... Continue Reading →
One of the failed plots in Donald Trump's attempt to overturn the 2020 presidential election and become the United States' first dictator was to seize voting machines. A new report in The New York Times reveals that Donald Trump considered ordering three different government agencies to seize voting machines before the January 6 attack on... Continue Reading →
I had a stop-the-presses moment last night. Like I do every day, I had jotted down potential topics to cartoon about. Some of the topics are heavy subjects, like immigration, the debt ceiling, Texas abortion, missing indigenous people and Gabby Petito, Haiti, Trump's lawsuits, etc, etc. As I said before, I like to have a... Continue Reading →
During Donald Trump's speech to fellow fucknuts in North Carolina over the weekend, he claimed he wasn't the one trying to destroy democracy...he's the one trying to save it. During this same speech, he attacked our last democratically-held election as the "crime of the century." That's like saying you hate fried chicken while ordering a... Continue Reading →
There are news reports that disgraced general and convicted douche canoe and traitor, Michael Flynn, suggested there should be a coup to restore Donald Trump to power. He did not "suggest" there should be a coup in the United States. He endorsed it and said, "It should happen here." Flynn was national security adviser for... Continue Reading →
Since I'm social distancing and hanging by myself today, why not draw a cartoon? Who am I kidding? I was going to draw one anyway. Hell, last Thanksgiving, I was in Washington, D.C. with my then-girlfriend. We had Chinese food in China Town and saw the Capitals play (they won. I bought a cap)...and the... Continue Reading →
In 2009, President Barack Obama expressed his opinion about an arrest in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Republicans howled that the President of the United States shouldn't stick his nose into situations like this and should just let the legal system play it out. How dare he. What happened in Cambridge was the arrest of a college professor... Continue Reading →
The Trump administration is all about bad examples, corruption, and hypocrisy (we'll ignore the racism and stupidity for now). According to inside sources, Donald Trump got "lava level mad" over his exposure to the coronavirus as one of his Naval valets has tested positive for the coronavirus. The valet performs chores that bring him close... Continue Reading →
I can't predict if Donald Trump will be impeached or not. I can't predict if he'll go to jail. But I do feel pretty confident in predicting he's going to do one of two things, if not both. He's either going to start issuing pardons as if they're Pez candy and he's a dispenser, or... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump asked then FBI Director James Comey to drop the bureau's investigation of former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. Trump did this because Flynn "is a good guy." Trump did not want the investigation stopped because Flynn is a good guy. He wanted it ended because of what Flynn knows. Trump has asked Senators... Continue Reading →
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