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Donald Trump claims he doesn't hire pollsters. That's well and good because you shouldn't need a consultant to tell you that you should disavow any association with the Ku Klux Klan. But for Donald Trump that question is a real thinker. White supremacists love Donald Trump. They've been loving the GOP for a long time... Continue Reading →
Did you watch the latest Republican debate? The final debate before Super Tuesday as every debate is the final debate before something. I did and it was a slobberknocker. Basically it was Ted and Marco versus The Donald. It couldn't have been much worse than if Trump was caught between the Pope, Vicente Fox, and... Continue Reading →
We all know Ted Cruz is sleazy and is running the dirtiest campaign of anyone currently seeking the presidency. That's in addition to his general all around creepiness and unlikeability. On the day of the Iowa caucus he told supporters that Ben Carson had dropped out, and he hadn't. This week his campaign circulated a fake... Continue Reading →
I hate the Clown Car analogy that's been tossed around to describe the Republican candidates for president. It's not that I disagree with the description. It's that it's a lazy analogy and not creative at all. If Chris Matthews uses it then you shouldn't (and it's an analogy he repeats every day). So I may... Continue Reading →
Chatty Cathys haven't been made since the 1950's but everyone knows what they are. It's a pretty good insult for someone who won't get off the phone...or shut up. The Rubio campaign should love this comparison. Marco Rubio is a very talented politician. Of course being a talented politician doesn't always mean you're talented at... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz says if he's elected president, he'll carpet bomb ISIS until sand glows in the dark. I know Senator Cruz loves portraits of himself, but does he own carpet? Does he know how it works? He says he'll avoid bombing cities with his carpet bombing as he'll only bomb where ISIS is located. If... Continue Reading →
The Republicans have submitted debate demands to the networks. These include: No "gotcha" questions. Basically any question a candidate can't answer, like how their math doesn't add up, is a gotcha question. Nobody can bring props which really disappoints me. I was really hoping to see Ted Cruz make balloon animals. They want a ten... Continue Reading →
Did you witness the verbal smack down Marco Rubio laid on Jeb Bush during the last debate? The funny thing is, Rubio didn't go after Bush. Bush went after him but Marco was ready. And sure, Rubio is full of all sorts of crap but he really did well on style, plus tearing into Jeb... Continue Reading →
I'm really excited Donald Trump is actually in the race. He's not pretending this time. He's not teasing the nation's cartoonists and comedians. He's actually running. This is going to be good. I'm also surprised he's actually running. I felt he wouldn't for a few reasons. One being that he wouldn't invest his own money... Continue Reading →
A lot of readers make comments about the way I draw boobs. I can't wait to see what they say after seeing this. Yes, I have a demented sense of humor. But I'd rather have this demented sense of humor than draw a cartoon about how the stage isn't big enough for the number of... Continue Reading →
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