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Tiny Orange Balls
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Classified Morons
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Trump’s ShortList
I wonder if the first thing Marco Rubio thought when he found out he was on Trump's shortlist was, "I wonder if it's as short as his fingers." During the 2016 campaign, Marco Rubio insinuated that Donald Trump has a tiny penis which infuriated Trump and incited him to become the first presidential candidate to... Continue Reading →
To Solemnly Lickspittle
I spent last Thursday morning nauseous and queasy from food poisoning. This morning, I was looking up photos of Senate Republicans, so yeah...another Thursday morning feeling nauseous and queasy. Senate Republicans have already abandoned the oath they swore to when they took office. You know, that quaint idea of protecting and defending the United States... Continue Reading →
Podesta’s Prince Of An Email
I have beaten Marco Rubio up a lot over issues and grand standing and the fact he doesn't have any accomplishments. But more than once this week I have called out Republicans and Trump supporters for not speaking out against Wikileaks. Now I have to be fair and commend Senator Rubio for doing just that.... Continue Reading →
Gorilla Of Marco’s Dreams
Someone's going to accuse me of being heartless, tasteless, and crass with this cartoon. Well, yeah. I don't have too many sacred cows. However, if the child had died I wouldn't have even considered drawing this cartoon. I am sorry the Gorilla was killed. In case you get your news from editorial cartoons, a four-year-old... Continue Reading →
Hasta La Vista, Marco
Marco Rubio has dropped out of the presidential race and it's a tragedy that makes me very sad. I was just starting to enjoy drawing the religious zealot. The only candidate left promising to rule us all by the hand of God now is Ted Cruz. Did I just get a chill? Rubio lost in... Continue Reading →
The Incredible Shrinking Rubio
You're not going to get much of a column today. I have a tiny cold and it's really hard to care about much when you feel like giant rat turds. At one point I actually drooled on the drawing paper for this cartoon. As bad as I feel I'm sure Marco Rubio feels worse. Marco... Continue Reading →
Your Mama
Donald Trump's penchant for being vulgar and slinging very uncreative personal insults is one of the reasons many believe he isn't presidential. To take him down Marco Rubio has decided he too does not have to present himself in a presidential manner. After saying he didn't want to attack his fellow Republican candidates Rubio has made... Continue Reading →