Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
The good news is that the Moron House Caucus lost one of its members last night. From this point forward, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Matt Gaetz will have to spread racist nutjob conspiracy theories from the halls of Congress, or whichever outhouse they're dwelling in at that moment, without Madison Cawthorn. The bad... Continue Reading →
Stupid-ass North Carolina Republican congressman Madison Cawthorn was busted trying to sneak a gun through security in his carry-on bag at Charlotte Douglas International Airport...again. Yes. Again. This has happened before. This is how stupid Madison Cawthorn is. He's not just stupid enough to try to sneak a gun through airport security, thinking the X-ray... Continue Reading →
Madison Cawthorn is one of those Republican assholes who champions toxic masculinity. One of his major concerns as a United States congressman, other than pushing debunked conspiracy theories, is the ongoing threat to masculinity. He's expressed public concern that men aren't manly enough. He's probably a big fan of Tucker Carlson's ball-tanning theory. Last year,... Continue Reading →
There are a lot of places and events I want to stay away from. Papa John's Pizza, another Trump rally, a Nickelback concert, Sturgis, Mar-a-Lago, any country music concert, Indiana, nightclubs, Cats the musical or movie, rodeos, renaissance fairs, Star Trek conventions, monster truck rallies, and now we can add Republican cocaine-fueled orgies to the... Continue Reading →
After Representative Paul Gosar tweeted an anime depicting himself murdering fellow representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, he pulled it off Twitter and told Speaker Nancy Pelosi, "Relax. It's just a cartoon." After he was censored by the House and lost his committee assignments, he posted it back on Twitter. Keep in mind, he didn't just see... Continue Reading →
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