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Obese Scales of Justice
Trump’s staff purportedly sent his height and weight to the Fulton County jail to speed up the booking process which makes it shocking that the law enforcement agency was able to recognize him when he came in for his 20 minutes. Trump's staff, probably through Trump himself, described him as 6' 3" which is bullshit.... Continue Reading →
Clarence Sells A House
Harlan Crow grew up as a trust-fund boarding school baby. Today, he's a real-estate tycoon who's Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' sugar daddy. It was revealed a few weeks ago that Harlan has been funding Clarence and Ginni Thomas' extravagant lifestyle. He's flown them on his private jets, taken them island hopping on his superyacht,... Continue Reading →
You Can’t See Me
While eating a veal parmesan sandwich in a Queen's diner a couple nights ago, I heard a bunch of kids talking about John Cena, the wrestler. These were elementary-age kids and they were there with their parents of course. I didn't pay enough attention to the context, but they were talking about Cena a lot.... Continue Reading →
Drop The Knife
I check in on a few pages of right-wing "friends" on social media to see which narrative they're pushing that day. Most of the time, I don't comment or engage as it's pointless. But it's good to see what the Tucker fuckers are talking about. I have discovered that if you go from one cultist's... Continue Reading →
The Ralph Club
I wasn't alone in feeling sick to my stomach Saturday with the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. There's just something especially nauseating about an entitled, prep school, trust-fund baby with accusations of sexual assault being placed on the highest court in the land by another entitled, prep school, trust-fund baby with his... Continue Reading →
DOJ Happy Place
For a bunch of people who hate "fake" investigations, they sure do like calling for them. Or in this case, demanding. In case you haven't noticed, Trump and his defenders don't even argue the facts anymore in defending him on charges of collusion with Russia and obstruction. Instead, they attack the Department of Justice and... Continue Reading →