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Puff Puff Pass GOP
President Joe Biden is doing so poorly in the polls that even a failed president (sic) and racist stupid dumbass like Donald Trump is beating him yet despite that, Democrats won big last night. Democratic governor Andy Beshear won reelection last night in Kentucky against a Trump-endorsed opponent who tried to nationalize the election. Beshear... Continue Reading →
Burning Morals At Both Ends
There have been accusations that employees of a candle factory in Mayfield, Kentucky, and an Amazon Warehouse in Edwardsville, Illinois were threatened with termination if they left work during a tornado. Other employees have disputed the accusations. But in Mayfield, a class action lawsuit has been filed on behalf of the employees against Mayfield Consumer... Continue Reading →
Grinchy Paul
Fun fact: Rand Paul is a jerk. When Kentucky Senator Rand Paul isn't screaming lies and conspiracy theories at Dr. Anthony Fauci, he's blocking disaster relief...at least to states that are not Kentucky. How much do you have to suck to be the most despised Senator from your state even when the other senator is... Continue Reading →
Wanton Endangerment
Finally, after several months, a Kentucky grand jury leveled charges against Louisville police officer Brett Hankison in connection to the shooting of Breonna Taylor. Remember, cops busted into Taylor's apartment, looking for someone who wasn't there, and shot and killed her after her boyfriend shot at police. Hankison shot his gun ten times. The other... Continue Reading →
Blue Moon Of Kentucky
The night before the election in Kentucky, Donald Trump held one of his hate rallies in that state in support of Governor Matt Bevin and said, "If you lose, they will say Trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world. You can’t let that happen to me, and you can’t let that... Continue Reading →
The Kim Davis Rally For Bigotry
Sorry if I put that song in your head. You're lucky I can't really express "dum! dumdumdum! dumdumdum! dumdumduuuuuuuum! into the cartoon. Reportedly, the band Survivor is upset Kim Davis's Rally For Bigotry use their tune. I'm upset too because now it's in my head. People say you should respect beliefs you disagree with. I... Continue Reading →
A Gay Time In Kentucky
I'm going to catch some Hell for this one. I'm talking about Hell on Earth, in this life. I'm not just going to catch it from readers. Many newspapers who subscribe to my cartoons are small newspapers in Red states such as Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama, Texas, Kansas, Arkansas, Montana, South Carolina, West, Virginia, Indiana, Missouri,... Continue Reading →