Pendejo Supreme


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And The Horse You Rode In On


If anyone should be running for the border to escape the law, it's Ken Paxton, the corrupt Attorney General of Texas. Texas is OK with goons in government suppressing women's rights. Recently, a woman asked a judge if she could have an emergency abortion after learning that her fetus had a fatal genetic condition and... Continue Reading →

Crooks Don’t Quit


Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has been under indictment since 2015 on state security fraud charges. Several of his own staffers have accused him of taking bribes and abusing his office. With bipartisan support, the Texas House of Representatives impeached him last May on allegations of giving preferential treatment to a political donor who bribed... Continue Reading →

The Big Guy


In 1996, you couldn't go anywhere without hearing Alanis Morrisette's song Ironic. It was huge. It was the third single released from her blockbuster album Jagged Little Pill. The song went Gold and remains Morrisette's highest-charting song. It won a Juno Award and received two Grammy nominations. The video for the song was nominated for... Continue Reading →

Ken Paxton


Happy Memorial Day. Sorry, I did not draw a Memorial Day cartoon this year. Most of my clients also subscribe to other cartoon services that'll give them teary Memorial Day cartoons and the ones that only subscribe to me don't want 'em. I prefer to draw cartoons with teeth. And Hell, I should not even... Continue Reading →

The Party of Corruption


How corrupt does a Republican have to be for the Republican Party to oust him? Pretty fucking corrupt. Once upon a time, the Republican Party was somewhat responsible and was ready to impeach President Richard Nixon over Watergate, forcing his resignation, but this isn't the 1970s anymore. The Republican Party refused to impeach and convict... Continue Reading →

Texas Cowards


A few years ago I was at a wedding here in Virginia, and the bride's mom had flown in for it from Texas. After the vows were exchanged and everyone was dancing and eating cake, the bride's mom was talking about Texas. Everything that came out of her mouth was about how Texas was the... Continue Reading →

Sycophant of the Year


After failing at saving Donald Trump's presidency by bringing a bogus bullshit lawsuit to the Supreme Court, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is running out of options to pander for that pardon. Paxton's lawsuit was ridiculous and it wasn't even put together very well. It made lame arguments and contained false information that could have... Continue Reading →

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