Spoiler alert: Professional wrestling is fake. Another spoiler alert: So is Donald Trump and his entire administration. When I was a kid, my friends and I actually had debates over whether professional wrestling was real. Even if you were on the side of it being real, you still knew it was fake. Today, it seems... Continue Reading →
Ass Man
When William Barr says he's not making decisions based upon Donald Trump's tweets, don't believe him. I don't have faith in Trump's personal defender disguised as our nation's Attorney General because his own people don't have faith in him. They know he's kissing that ass. Four U.S. Attorneys resigned from the Roger Stone case after... Continue Reading →
Shut The Tat’s Trap
Roger Stone is the kind of guy, that when he watches Die Hard, he roots for Hans Gruber. This man is a villain who rejoices at being a villain. To him, it's an art. For the love of God, he has a Richard Nixon tattoo on his back. And you thought a MAGA hat was... Continue Reading →
Butt Dial Rudy
Where hasn't Rudy Giuliani stuck his ass since Donald Trump became president? While Republicans are complaining that diplomats are "unelected," unelected Rudy Giuliani is engaging in shadow diplomacy in Ukraine and other nations while also working on his personal business deals. Is he working for the State Department or as Trump's personal attorney? It's confusing... Continue Reading →
Four Pigs And An Escalator
As federal prosecutors in New York were bringing new charges against billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein, liberals were pointing out his connections to Donald Trump, excluding those with former president Bill Clinton. Conservatives were doing the same thing, except pointing out Epstein's connections to Clinton and not those with Trump. The thing is, this is not... Continue Reading →
More Butt For Barr
Once again, Donald Trump is politicizing the Justice Department, just like he promised he would as a candidate. Trump has given Attorney General William Barr sweeping authority to declassify information related to the Russian investigation. This move frightens the intelligence community. It endangers sources, methods, and threatens to manipulate the intelligence that's been gathered for... Continue Reading →
Shave Your Toadyism
William Barr is NOT acting as the Attorney General and is instead working as Donald Trump's personal defender. He deflected the Mueller Report. He held onto it for three weeks after he issued his misleading memo. When asked how Mueller felt about his memo, Barr lied and said he didn't know despite having received two... Continue Reading →
Department Of Conspiracies
Russia helped Donald Trump win the presidency. They created troll farms and bombed social media with fake stories to promote Trump. They bought ads to help Trump. They hacked the servers of the Democratic National Committee and the Clinton Campaign. They contacted the Trump campaign. They sent representatives to Trump Tower to meet with Trump's... Continue Reading →
Upcoming Massacre
Were you confused yesterday? I was. Initial reports in the morning said Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein was on his way to the White House to submit his resignation after The New York Times reported that he discussed wearing a wire tape to record Trump and invoking the 25th Amendment to remove him from office.... Continue Reading →
Lingering Stench
Last Friday, The New York Times published a story that said sources within the FBI claim Deputy Director Rod Rosenstein had discussed secretly recording Donald Trump and talked of invoking the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from office for being unfit. Rosenstein immediately issued a statement saying the story was untrue. Within a couple of... Continue Reading →