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Here Comes The Boom
Months before the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump repeatedly barked about impending voter fraud and the possibility it would "steal" the election for Biden. What Donald Trump was doing was setting up a narrative so that when he lost, because he knew he was going to lose, he wouldn't have to admit defeat and could... Continue Reading →
Mar-a-Lago Raided
The FBI has raided Mar-a-Lago. We learned this from Trump himself who made a very whiny post about it on his joke of a social media platform, Truth Social. He's partly upset the FBI didn't give him, a guy with a habit of flushing evidence, advance notice of their raid. This is big news and... Continue Reading →
Mucked Up By Merrick
First, "Meadows and Scavino" sounds like one of those soft rock musical duos from the 70s that'd sing songs like "Precious and Few." It is a good thing that the Justice Department under Merrick Garland isn't political as it was under William Barr. But It's a bad thing the Justice Department under Merrick Garland isn't... Continue Reading →
Bull By Barr
In The Big Lebowski, The Stranger played by Sam Elliott says to The Dude, "Sometimes you bite the bar...and sometimes the bar bites you." In the Trump era...and the post-Trump era, sometimes the Barr gives you bullshit. As Oliver Sykes said, "The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit." William Barr... Continue Reading →
Trump Tower Of Spies
Remember when Donald Trump claimed President Obama spied on and had wiretapped Trump Tower, though he never did? Of course we knew then that Donald Trump projects. Whatever Donald Trump accuses someone of, it's something where he's actually guilty. Donald Trump complained about Hillary Clinton's emails, and yet, his own White House (including his daughter)... Continue Reading →
GaetzGate
How did the Republican Party come to this? How did the party of Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ike, and Reagan become the party that defends terrorists and pedophiles? OK. "Accused" pedophiles. In 2017, the Republican Party made Roy Moore their nominee for Jeff Session's vacated Alabama Senate seat after several allegations were made that he was... Continue Reading →
Buy-Bye, Billy
Donald Trump is going to spend the time he has left in his presidency (sic), which is less than 40 days, seeking revenge. Donald Trump will burn the world to right any perceived wrongs against himself. Donald Trump claims he made it safe to say, "Merry Christmas" again, which of course is a lie, but... Continue Reading →
Back To Normal
In 2009, President Barack Obama expressed his opinion about an arrest in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Republicans howled that the President of the United States shouldn't stick his nose into situations like this and should just let the legal system play it out. How dare he. What happened in Cambridge was the arrest of a college professor... Continue Reading →
In Like Flynn
The Trump administration is all about bad examples, corruption, and hypocrisy (we'll ignore the racism and stupidity for now). According to inside sources, Donald Trump got "lava level mad" over his exposure to the coronavirus as one of his Naval valets has tested positive for the coronavirus. The valet performs chores that bring him close... Continue Reading →