Space Laser Hurricane


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Aurora Borealis Cover Story


I was really hoping to see me some aurora borealis last night but it was either too overcast and rainy or we didn't get any here in Fredericksburg, Virginia. I'm calling the mayor! Aurora borealis usually only occurs in locations closer to the North Pole like northern Canada, Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Scandinavia, and Russia. Because... Continue Reading →

Spacey Conspiracy Theories


My first cartoon on the Baltimore bridge was published at GoComics yesterday and the trolls came out to scream at me for connecting it to Republicans who voted against the Infrastructure bill. No, Republicans didn't know the bridge down but they don't support building them either. Meanwhile, the same goons have been quiet or are... Continue Reading →

Flat Earth Core


Some scientists are saying the Earth's core may have stopped spinning, or slowed down, and may even start to go in reverse. In case you're a Republican, reverse means backward. Republicans know backward. I'm going to lay some science down on you (yes, this is cut and paste. I don't know this shit). The Earth... Continue Reading →

Fake Meat Peach Tree Dish


Sometimes when I create a post on Facebook, the algorithms or whatever will read the hashtags, and if it's something that can be associated with charity, Facebook will ask me if I want to create a fundraiser. So if you hashtag a hurricane, COVID, women's rights, Black Lives Matter, etc, it will ask if you... Continue Reading →

Scaredy MAGAts


In the comments under yesterday's cartoon on Instagram, I was called a "libtard." I didn't think it was that special though it's been a while since someone has hurled that bigoted and ignorant insult in my direction. And I didn't just get it once. I got it four times. It amused me so I tweeted... Continue Reading →

Italian Satellites Vs. Jewish Space Lasers


I imagine space has to be really tight just outside our planet's atmosphere. In addition to the International Space Station and the still-under-construction Chinese space station (with three astronauts currently on it), there are about 2,000 active satellites, 3,000 dead satellites, and over 34,000 pieces of space junk orbiting our planet. And if you think... Continue Reading →

Jewish Space Lasers


The first thing we need to address is that this shit is dangerous. I mock people like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump because I use humor to show they shouldn't be taken seriously. Yet, they are taken seriously. Donald Trump became president (sic) of the United States of America. Marjorie Taylor Greene is sitting... Continue Reading →

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