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Praise Jebus
Read the blog at my Substack, then please subscribe to help support my cartooning and blogging. Support your local cartoonist: If you want to support the cartoonist, please donate through PayPal to clayjonz@gmail.com, Venmo to clay-jones-87, or snail mail it to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA 22402. All support is appreciated. Signed prints: Each signed print costs $40.00. Every cartoon... Continue Reading →
He Is Grifting
As you probably already know, I'm not religious. I grew up in Christianity and I never bought into it. Even as a kid, I was extremely skeptical. I resisted being baptized and succeeded. To me, the Bible is nothing but a book full of fairy tales so it's probably appropriate Trump is selling a version... Continue Reading →
He Gets Us
If you were one of the many viewers of the Super Bowl playing a drinking game to take a shot every time Taylor Swift was shown, then you probably got hammered depending on your alcohol of choice. If you were ONLY drinking each time she was shown and your shot was one of those weak... Continue Reading →
Guilt-Stricken Romans
Republicans like Ron DeSantis and those Republican fuckers in Tennessee claim that teaching Critical Race Theory, which they believe is all black history, makes white people feel bad. Well, maybe white people shouldn't have done a bunch of horrible shitty things in the past. These are the same fuckers who claim we should teach facts,... Continue Reading →
Jesus Has Two Daddies
As I was scrolling through my news feeds yesterday, I came across a cartoon by one of my conservative colleagues. It was his annual Easter cartoon. It was smart of him to post it a few days early so his clients will have time to put it on their Easter Sunday opinion pages. Their Christian... Continue Reading →
Little Shooter Boy
America's Little Shooter Boy is aiming (pun intended) for a great Christmas...for himself. Kyle Rittenhouse is being wined (probably with Coors) and dined by what used to be the Republican establishment. Today, it's a cult. The Trump cult is grabbing onto our nation's gun culture. And one way to celebrate your gun fetish is to... Continue Reading →
If Biden Wins
You would think Donald Trump is talking out of his ass and making up wild bullshit out of desperation from losing to Joe Biden, except Donald Trump always talks out of his ass and makes up wild bullshit. Donald Trump said if Biden wins, he'll, "Take away your guns, take away your Second Amendment. No... Continue Reading →
White Jesus
Laura, one of my proofreaders, told me after I sent this in its very rough stage this morning, she had to look up the story to see what I was talking about? What am I talking about? I told her there wasn't a specific story. This was my analysis criticizing all the defenders of racist... Continue Reading →
Corona Passover
Fact: Everybody who has died from the coronavirus was going to die eventually anyway. Honestly, I expect Fox News to pick that up and run with it. The new conservative Trump cult fucknut talking point is that covid-19 is being given too much credit for killing people. Fox News and others are pointing out that... Continue Reading →