Big Beautiful Bezos


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Space Feminism


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Firing Herblock


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Democracy Dies In Bezos


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Bezos and Bridges


Bridges are literally crumbling and falling apart in the United States from decades of neglect. One of President Joe Biden's accomplishments was the infrastructure package he signed into law last November. On the same day the president was visiting Pittsburgh, a bridge in that city collapsed. Over 45,000 bridges in this nation have been graded... Continue Reading →

Space Litter


It's been a big year for missile tests by U.S. rivals. China test-fired a hypersonic missile that went around the planet. Hypersonic is Mach 5 speed. That's fast. Russia test-fired a missile in the Arctic. And last week, Russia test-fired a missile in space. Yes, in outer space. Kids, we spend over $700 billion a... Continue Reading →

Bezos and Bozos


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday.  I really wish Jeff Bezos would have been greeted as he stepped out of his phallus-shaped rocket by a prankster in an ape costumer wearing a tie and a Blue Origin shirt. Signed prints: The signed prints are... Continue Reading →

Bezos’ Randy Rocket


Yesterday, Jeff Bezos inspired the world. If one phallic-looking human being can put a phallic-looking rocket into space for three minutes, imagine what non-phallic-looking humans can do. And if any aliens were on their way to our planet while that rocket was...entering...space, they probably turned around. Sometimes I feel like I'm a day ahead of... Continue Reading →

Billionaires In Space


When you see bored billionaires spending their money to go into space or say they didn't know taxes were supposed to be paid on fringe benefits like cars, apartments, and tuition, you know we need to raise taxes on these rich-ass bastards. American billionaires Jeff Bezos, South African/Canadian/American (make up your mind) billionaire Elon Musk,... Continue Reading →

Space Bezos


The richest man in the planet now wants to be the richest man in the galaxy. Jeff Bezos owns Amazon, Whole Foods, Metro Goldwyn Mayor, and The Washington Post. He also owns a space company, Blue Origin, and will be part of the crew for its first manned space flight. He's going to beat fellow... Continue Reading →

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