Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
This cartoon will not be in The New York Times. Not that I've had a lot of cartoons in that publication, only two that I recall, but after their international edition ran a cartoon of Benjamin Netanyahu as a long wiener dog leading a blind Trump, the Times banned all political cartoons from all of... Continue Reading →
So, what's the most fashionable brand of designer boots to wear at a bloodshed of your father's creation? I'm sorry. That's not entirely fair. Ivanka was not at a bloodshed of her father's creation. She was at a party sixty miles away celebrating the cause of it. Why was our representation at the opening ceremony... Continue Reading →
I want to play poker with Donald Trump. The man does not have a poker face. He has a Cheeto face, but not a poker face. If you ask him if he wants to call your raise he'd tell you that he doesn't have a full house. There's been a lot of talk in the... Continue Reading →
After the United Nations Security Council voted 14-0 to condemn Israel for continuing to build settlements in East Jerusalem, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said "friends don't take friends to the Security Council." As Vincent Vega said to Butch in Pulp Fiction, "I'm not your friend, Palooka." Netanyahu was so upset over the vote that... Continue Reading →
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