Orange Ya Glad She’s Not In Heaven?


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Obligatory Pat Robertson Obituary Cartoon


I don't believe there's a Heaven and Hell. I believe all that stuff is mythology on the levels of Greek gods, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Big Foot, and the Easter Bunny. I just don't buy it. But, if they did exist and everything in the Bible is true, then tonight Pat Robertson is burning... Continue Reading →

Bad Faith


I was born Catholic and then dragged into Baptist churches after my father bailed on us. Later, my mom married a guy in the Chicago suburbs and I was dragged back into Catholic churches. After they divorced, I was forced to move to the deep south and once again attend Baptist churches. So naturally, I'm... Continue Reading →

A Full Hell


My proofreader Laura asked me if "you got it, dude" was a catchphrase from the Bob Saget sitcom "Full House." Of course, it is, but I had to look it up. I swear. I didn't even remember they were the Tanner family until this week and can't tell you a single name of any of... Continue Reading →

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