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I'm starting to think people like Republican Representatives Thomas Massie and Lauren Boebert don't understand the meaning of Christmas. Both Congressional goons and full-time MAGATs posted their Christmas cards on social media, which is something politicians do. How nice. Usually, when politicians do that, it's to display their Christmas spirit and to wish all their... Continue Reading →
So, what kind of parents are James and Jennifer Crumbley? Well, they're the kind of parents who give their 15-year-old son, Ethan, a Sig Sauer nine-millimeter pistol. And other parents debate when it's time to give their kids cell phones. The Crumbleys are the kind of parents who don't tell school officials about their kid's... Continue Reading →
Republicans are really good at protecting us from things that don't exist. Remember when Donald Trump's education secretary said there should be guns in schools to protect students from bears? But you have to admit, there have been no public school bear maulings since she brought it up. Bears must have heard this while watching... Continue Reading →
Thanks to the verdict in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial where he got off on all four charges that involved killing two people and wounding one, in addition to having two other charges thrown out, it's now right-wing white nationalist hunting season on anti-racism protesters. The law-and-order party is championing vigilantism to run rampant throughout the... Continue Reading →
Trumpers, conservatives, gun humpers, and other assorted vile petulant creatures are all hailing the not-guilty verdict the Kenosha jury handed down on Kyle Rittenhouse. No, these fucknuts only want Kyle as a hero in their culture war. For them, it's owning the libs. They don't care about Kyle any more than they care whether or... Continue Reading →
The entire legal defense for Kyle Rittenhouse is that he shot three people, killing two, in self-defense. But there's a funny thing about looking for trouble. Usually, when you look for trouble, you find it. Kyle Rittenhouse went looking for trouble. He crossed states to a city he didn't live in, went to a friend's... Continue Reading →
Gun nuts are eager to prove to everyone else what experts they are with guns and gun safety. In doing so, they often demonstrate just how ignorant they are about everything else, like how a film is made. As soon as the tragedy on the set of the film Rust was reported, conservatives and everyone... Continue Reading →
I spent about ten hours on this so sorry, you're not getting a blog. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t like PayPal, you can snail mail it to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 9103, Fredericksburg, VA 22403. I can mail... Continue Reading →
Another day in America, another mass shooting. After a recent mass shooting when Democrats in the Senate said we need legislation to stop this insanity, and not JUST thoughts and prayers, Senator Ted Cruz, the most disingenuous sonofabitch who has ever hatched from an egg, was livid. How dare Democrats play "theatrics" by attacking thoughts... Continue Reading →
I love that people who identify themselves as Constitutionalists don't know shit fuck about the Constitution. Usually, when a "Constitutionalist" screams about the Constitution and the rights it guarantees, it is really only talking about one Amendment, and that's the Second. In case you don't know what that Amendment guarantees, ask a "Constitutionalist." The other... Continue Reading →
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