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After Joe Biden mentioned there are over 500 children still separated from their parents, and our government is still unable to find them because of Donald Trump's separation policy, I could have sworn Donald Trump said, "Good" as a response during last night's debate. But, I wasn't sure if I heard it correctly. So, I... Continue Reading →
It's not usual for me to draw two Rudy Giuliani cartoons in a row. But dammit. After publishing yesterday's cartoon about Rudy chasing Hunter Biden conspiracy theories and Jeffrey Toobin having his penis out during a Zoom meeting, Rudy had to go make his own penis news. The sequel to the first Borat movie will... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump has always been at war against facts and science. And even after catching the coronavirus, he hasn't learned anything from it except that he'll receive special treatment. At one of his rallies, Trump was boasting about how many doctors he had while also telling his flock of fucknuts, don't let the virus scare... Continue Reading →
Political prognosticators, you know...geeks, are always on the lookout during every presidential election for the October surprise. Basically, the idea is that one campaign has some real juicy dirt they're holding close to their vest that they're planning to release in mid to late October very close to the election. And when they release it,... Continue Reading →
The Republicans are cheating again. What do you mean you're not surprised? There are two things Republicans do very well. Cheat and accuse others of cheating. Donald Trump screams that Ukraine helped Hillary Clinton in 2016 while the undisputed fact is he was helped greatly by Russia. I don't believe Donald Trump would be president... Continue Reading →
If you heard a little tiny high pitched voice during last night's debate saying, "Help me," it wasn't the fly. It was Republican senators going down with this administration. Thom Tillis, Lindsey Graham, Joni Ernst, and Martha McSally, who was never elected in the first place, are all buzzing around Mike Pence's head saying, "Help... Continue Reading →
In an attempt to lower expectations for Donald Trump's debate performance, the White House and Trump Campaign told us beforehand he wasn't really practicing. Donald Trump himself told us that answering questions from reporters was his practice. And sure, he's done plenty of shouting, interrupting, and lying to reporters, so maybe it was like that... Continue Reading →
During the Republican Convention, which was just a few weeks ago, they spent every night bringing out every single black person who's ever had a nice thing to say about Donald Trump, like people he's paid, to tell us he's not a racist. Then during the very first debate, Donald Trump told us he's a... Continue Reading →
And I thought it was weird when he only wanted Russian hookers' pee. Ya know, it's really kinda hard for Donald Trump to put the entire Russian hooker pee-pee tape thing to rest when he's asking for Joe Biden's pee. Does Donald Trump want to film Joe peeing? Does he want to take Joe's pee... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Will teargas be involved in removing Donald Trump from the White House? I had lunch with a couple of friends yesterday and we used old expresssions like, "Darkest before the dawn" and always "quietest before the storm."... Continue Reading →
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