Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Other than the ten-minute argument between Trump and Cruz over birtherism and New York values, what you can get from the latest Republican debate is that they promise to get rid of Obama. The only way to sum up the rest of the debate is that they're all idiots. Jeb Bush says the country is... Continue Reading →
South Carolina governor Nikki Haley delivered the Republican response to the president's State of the Union address and a lot of Republicans are livid. To be fair, many Republicans were supportive, but the racist wing of it freaked out. Haley said the GOP were partly responsible for our nation's problems. Uh oh! Then she said... Continue Reading →
The capture of ten U.S. sailors by Iran was a huge distraction during Obama's last State of the Union address. In reality, a fundamentalist religious extremist was invited. Kim Davis, the gay-hating Kentucky clerk was in attendance. The other conservative religious lunatics in attendance didn't have to be invited as they're all Republican members of... Continue Reading →
I used a cliche in a cartoon to criticize cliches in cartoons. I wonder if Bowie would have been amused by that. I was finishing up my cartoon last night/this morning when I saw the news Bowie had passed away at age 69. There was already an obit cartoon for Bowie this afternoon, followed by... Continue Reading →
I really wanted to include tampons, which is on the Militants' wishlist, but I was afraid that would scare off newspapers from running this cartoon. The anti-government gun nuts occupying the federal bird sanctuary in Oregon have sent out a wishlist. On the list is stuff like underwear, blankets, hot dogs, radios and tampons. They're... Continue Reading →
Gay marriage is legal through all of the United States of America. The U.S. Supreme Court, one out of three branches of government, says so. The reason I'm stating is this because apparently not everyone has received the information. Take the chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. This Bama bunghole directed all local judges... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is cartoon gold. Not Donald Trump gold, but kind of a creepy fake gold that turns your neck green if you put it on you. The man is ridiculous. Donald Trump, who waged a "YUGE" birther campaign against President Obama and now doesn't want to talk about it, is bringing up the issue regarding... Continue Reading →
The Bundy militia guys didn't prepare properly for their occupation of a federal bird sanctuary. Yeah, they brought guns, thermal underwear, and a big blue tarp to bunker under to shoot federal agents from, but they forgot snacks. While asking Americans to grab a gun and freeze with them while waiting for the feds, they're... Continue Reading →
Straight from the "are you freaking kidding me department" comes word that Donald Trump is prepared to attack Bill Clinton over his history of philandering. That is if Hillary plays "the woman card." The reason he plans to do this is because it's entirely stupid, so it'll fit in with the rest of his campaign.... Continue Reading →
In the past when Democrats controlled Southern states, Republicans were against party identification. One reason being that if you were a Republican then you didn't want anyone to know. Damn liberal Republicans. People would start looking at you funny. Today a lot of Republicans like the idea of requiring voters to identify with a party.... Continue Reading →
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