Warrantless Goons


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Phone Home


After 37 years, E.T. and Elliott were reunited in an Xfinity commercial. Everyone's talking about it but no one really knows what product was being sold. In the commercial, Elliott tell E.T. that a lot has changed. Boy, have they. E.T. didn't face a welcoming United States government in his first visit in 1982. He'd... Continue Reading →

Nice Girls Finish Last


According to Maggie Haberman of The New York Times, one reason Kirstjen Nielsen hung in so long as the head of the Department of Homeland Security is that "she was aware how awful life would/will be for her on the outside," given her role in defending Donald Trump’s policies. That should be the case for... Continue Reading →

Agua


A seven-year-old Guatemalan girl died in the Custody of Border Patrol (CBP) last week. The Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) statement has only raised more questions than it answers. The girl and her father were apprehended with a large group of migrants in a remote span of the New Mexico Desert. Reportedly, she hadn't eaten... Continue Reading →

I Can Haz Jihad?


Can we restrict people from entering this country if they're annoying and self indulgent? Yes, we should prevent dangerous people from crossing our borders, but I think we should add selfie queens (that includes you dudes too) to the list. We have enough insecure people who were born here who can't resist the urge to... Continue Reading →

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